| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen, we have a problem, regarding Wrestlemania 28 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | John Cena is in the main event |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | yet he is hated here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The people of Berlin seem to dislike him even more than the New York crowds |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | however the main event is decided-it will be John Cena versus The Rock |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Then a new main event must be found |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I find Cena boring-this terrible decision will not stand |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cena |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cena draws millions of deutshmarks in tshirts, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | wristband sales and boxes of fruity pebbles |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Okay...everyone who believes John Cena to be a terrible wrestler get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Yes Cena is a useful cash generator |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | but he has limited technical skills in the ring |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | i mean his fishermans supplex is possibly the worst i have ever seen |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | don't worry, Santino will be at Wrestlemania |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | his moves remain the same each week |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | yet you have allowed this to continue for 9 years |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | So how do you combat this? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we have tried to make him unpopular |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | you haven't tried hard enough.an ambulance match with kane was meant to turn him heel? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir please, we also made him embrace eve torres as well as the hate! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You believe this is a joke? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's as much of a face as ever |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | he remains predictable and looks like he has been shot out of barney the dinosaurs anus |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and yet you feel it would work putting him against the rock in miami florida? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | well you are deluded |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | cm punk v chris jericho or daniel bryan v sheamus will be a better contest |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but no. one will open the show and the other will be 3rd from last |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and where the hell is zack ryder? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | he's out with a bloody kayfabe broken back |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and what about the streak... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the undertaker has been in a coma for 1 year and you expect him to roll back the years |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and in hell in a cell of all places |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | well you know what the fans will say? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | that if HHH wins then we have ruined a legacy which has taken over 20 years to build |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That there is no point having this match again because there is no way the undertaker will lose |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | well they are right... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do we think we're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | our current stars just aren't good enough to grab the brass ring |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | i know, we all wanted to seetony schiavone back, but at least we have michael cole! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | wrestlemania will be a disaster |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the results of our two main events are predictable and cena is terrible |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hustle, loyalty, respect... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Inane, monotonous catchphrases |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but what is there left to do?we have 3 weeks left and are beaten...but at least we will trend worldwide on twitter through the night... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | fruity pebbles, zack ryder, jr, #heel, phone dog, gdyc...well |
| 03:53 - 03:59 | lets see how the fans fell when horswoggle and teddy long sing, the show will be saved and you we can move on forever |
