| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have secured all acess routes into Berlin |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | From the south of the city all that is left is downhill routes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Not a single piece of tarmac |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | or cross country section remains |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I am happy that his 80mm of travel wont cope with any of our defences |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thankyou Stiffler for your hard work |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | comittment and dedication |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Craddock ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stifflers plans have an achilles heel |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Route 88 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The poxy little farmtrack that runs from Sidlesham into the city |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Stiffler, Plowie and Ghandi leave the room ! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ROUTE 88 ??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | are you purposefully pulling on my testicles !!!??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Its practically the bearded plebs back garden !! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He has every goddamn KOM within 20 miles of that path |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...rumour has it he knows the cattle by their first names !! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You choose to leave the only bloody path that hasn't got a single incline or downhill on it !! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ..its playing right in to his hands |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ..NOT a SINGLE INCLINE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Herr Craddock I object there is a small hill outside Hunston |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | .you mean the bridge...my Stanley could ride that on his balance bike |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Herr Craddock..calm yourself..you are a clinical team leader |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't pamper me with that bullshit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its the easiest band 6 in the NHS !!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I only took that role to pay for all my trips to Wales.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 3000 sodding miles just to ride groomed trails |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | for 45 flipping MINUTES !! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ..do you know how much I hate that journey ?? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | 16 bloody hours trapped in a car with that cretin Stiffler |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Listening to RUDIFECKINGMENTAL ! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | My only crime is being born in the south.. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have no need for a full face helmet |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...a cupboard of full body armour !!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ..and yet we have no MOUNTAINS ! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The gnarliest local drop off is the loading bay at Waitrose |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ..did you hear that..??? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ..THE LOADING BAY AT BLOODY WAITROSE ? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Its barely 2 foot and the only peole who get to see me perform .. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | are 90 year olds with macular degeneration |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and who stink of pear drops !! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | They don't all ! Some smell of mackerel... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The fate of this city hangs in the balance |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...the bearded one will run rampage, the KOM's will be his |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...next he will take Westbourne, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ....seriously fuhrer who would want that cess pit ? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our only hope is to ambush him at Rogate |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...but will he fall for the trap ? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He's no fool |
