| 00:00 - 00:03 | These Brown brothers must be captured |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Ryan Von Brown & the barber James |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They were spotted here in Llanrumney |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The east side of Cardiff |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Swanning around in a fucking Mercedes tank |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get the fuckers & get my fucking money back |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I wanted a fucking curly perm |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My feurer, you'd look a right cunt |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | shteiner had a perm, Look at the bald fucker |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Yes sir, James Von Brown fucked my hair up too |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Now im a bald headed twat |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Shut up Shteiner you are a bald fat no good cunt |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You look like my alsations bell end |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Which one of you pricks are going to wipe my arse |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Yes i've shit my fucking pants again |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and one of you are going to clean me up |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and put a fucking nappy on me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Cant you fucking smell me |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm fucked off with all you tossers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I want those fucking Brown brothers now |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I'll try to get your money back off James |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I want a fucking curly perm |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My feurer, I will put a nappy on you, You fucking stink |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're fucking right you will you faggot |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Get that ginger fucker here ASAP |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Along with that blonde headed bastard |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The Browns are taking over |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I will have my curly perm |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and I will look like Cher |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | if it's the last thing I fucking do |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm going to punch that Ryan Von Brown |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Right in the bollocks |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Look at my fucking hair will you |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | for fuck sake look at the state it's in |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and i've got fucking nits |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And I will give them to you fuckers |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | if I don't have my hair like fucking Cher |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You lot fuck me off big time |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm just about to piss myself now |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I shit myself half an hour ago |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And i'm still waiting to have my arsehole steam cleaned |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Go and get the jet wash off uncle Mally |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | it's too fucking late |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's running into my fucking jackboots |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | i've been fucking good to you wankers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All the fucking pocket money i've given you |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | James Von Brown is going to put curlers in my fucking hair |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And Ryan Von Brown, That fucker |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He's going to have his balls chewed off by my dog Snipes |
