| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hey guy are you ready for your big day? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | First we're going to the beach |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then shopping and the zoo |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I'm myself can't wait to go shopping, gettin a turtle |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But I know you're a big fan of the zoo cause of the turtles |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes boys I'm very excited |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I also invited Aaron Leyser |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Aaron... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Aaron Leyser went to California |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He caught a plane last night. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | First off why are there so many people in here, most of you get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Now they all know, thanks Thomas |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You don't think you could've told me that in private? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This funny to you guys? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You think embarrassing old Hitler's a joke? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Well fuck you |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't even know why most of those people were in here |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But now they all know |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now everyone thinks I'm a joke, fuck |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I don't know who any of those people were |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well then why the fuck were they in here, this is stupid I hate you guys |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it's not a big deal trust me |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Not a big deal to you cause your a dick |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Aaron Leyser is my best friend |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And he's in California |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's my fucking birthday |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He should be here |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are those people outside the door? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Wait, don't check I don't even want to know |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is the worst birthday ever |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You guys are all total assholes I'll tell you that much, Aaron Leyser was my only true friend and he's gone |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He's gone away without me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm a fucking mess |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm sure you guys know we're both nazis so yea |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is hard |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm so pissed boys you don't even know |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Like now I've got to look at the goddamn turtles by myself |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | By myself boys |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why isn't anyone speaking? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Ill kill that Alex bitch if you speak |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's talking about you, you're screwed |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've never felt so alone in my entire life |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don't even want to leave this room |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Aaron Leyser... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You left me to die |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Someone just kill me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There will be no turtles today, unless... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I guess I could ask Alvin to come |
