| 00:00 - 00:03 | Through this Treaty we have kept Dominion status for Ireland |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | and managed to keep control over Ulster |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Black and Tans can pack up and leave soon |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we shall let the Fenian scum play hurling alone |
| 00:17 - 00:24 | Excellent, so we have beaten Sinn Fein, and the Empire is safe |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | De Valera... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | De Valera's faction have walked out of the Dail, protesting the Treaty |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Fenian barbarians in Cork are calling Collins a traitor |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave if you weren't involved in dealing with the Easter Rising, the executions, Home Rule, or the Treaty. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It wasn't fucking Sinn Fein! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why the fuck did you say it was Sinn Fein?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You just had to blame the right people and execute Valera! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | America wouldn't have cared about that Fenian cunt. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now we have to negotiate! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You make me have to try to negotiate with fucking Fenians! |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | You're all as useless as the University Bill and the Land Acts of the Gladstone Liberals! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But John Bright was going to end agrarian aggression! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Go finger someone else' Kitty you IPP fuck! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the UVF will still fight for the Union! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those shipbuilding twats aren't half as good as the Black and Tans! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They would've joined in the game at Croke Park! |
| 01:56 - 02:00 | They wouldn't shoot at Dev in case they missed and hit someone else! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You fucks delayed this for 700 years now look where we are! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The IRA were so well supplied they could RIDDLE each man they killed! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If you had fought at the Somme too, then you'd know that our biggest threat |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Can be found in any house that so much as smells of Sinn Fein! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have you all imprisoned for Obstructionism and conspiring with the Invincibles! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Look at where we are now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Gobbling up any rancid potato those Fenian cunts offer us in exchange for peace |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | When we could have pushed Home Rule ages ago |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | One fucking Home Rule Bill |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Should've removed Catholics from the franchise then it isnt Rome Rule like those Northern saps squeal |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But as usual it was too much to ask a bunch of fat-faced Tories |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | To pass anything more than a Church Act |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You're all useless. You let Parnell run free, chatting with Fenians |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and screwing every Kitty in a whorehouse! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he told me IPP stood for Inexplicably Perfect Penis too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we should just let the UVF fight it out with the Fenians. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It won't be the same, but it'll do |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | If only I knew an Ulster Boy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Who could secretly orchestrate the UVF alongside the RUC |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Bonar Law if you don't pull through, i swear to my Protestant God. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will chop your perma-erection right off. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We should've just got all this done before the war. |
