| 00:00 - 00:05 | Since months, Reddit has been spamming threads |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | What's taking so long? Why aren't you fixing the Tec-9? |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | Fix it now |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | So we reacted |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | Reduced Tec-9's clip size, tweaked smokes a bit |
| 00:14 - 00:15 | And most important of all |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | Nerfed the AWP for good measure |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | the AWP |
| 00:30 - 00:31 | the AWP |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Players now shuffle in mud while zoomed in |
| 00:40 - 00:44 | And now, aggressive awpers try to peek |
| 00:44 - 00:47 | Call hacks when they die immediately |
| 00:48 - 00:50 | They don't realize when they're peeking |
| 00:50 - 00:53 | Their shoulder can be seen 5 seconds in advance |
| 00:58 - 01:01 | While the scout...turns you into Michael Jackson |
| 01:04 - 01:08 | Strafing while crouched, puts speedhacks to shame! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Wait for someone else to crouch |
| 01:17 - 01:18 | Then start sliding |
| 01:21 - 01:23 | We saw on Facebook the other day |
| 01:24 - 01:26 | Guardian telling KennyS he's switching to scout |
| 01:35 - 01:38 | And ESEA in their video, mentioned Shazham |
| 01:39 - 01:40 | may as well retire |
| 01:41 - 01:42 | But wait, no |
| 01:42 - 01:43 | seriously |
| 01:43 - 01:47 | w-we really wanted to balance the game |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So we thought a lot |
| 01:50 - 01:52 | We buffed the SMGs |
| 01:55 - 01:58 | So now, it's like |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | "We just won anti eco," |
| 02:00 - 02:01 | "Who needs to rebuy rifles?" |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | "Keep playing." |
| 02:05 - 02:06 | Balance... |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | The Tec-9...the Tec-9... |
| 02:15 - 02:20 | The Tec-9 lost 8 bullets, some damage so it's still broken as hell |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | Run forward and aim in the general direction |
| 02:24 - 02:28 | You have 8 less bullets, but you get their gun anyway |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Run and gun? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Run and gun all day |
| 02:37 - 02:39 | Also why we buffed SMGs |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | to attract CoD players |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | so they can buy keys like they buy DLC |
| 02:57 - 02:58 | Has this improved the business? |
| 02:58 - 03:02 | The business...all you have to do is open Twitch |
| 03:03 - 03:04 | Weeds is opening another 100 cases |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | Others are streaming gameplay but nobody gives a fuck |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Aye, business is great |
| 03:17 - 03:18 | Wait for Source 2 |
| 03:24 - 03:25 | "Source 2 will fix everything" |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | Post the phrase anywhere on Reddit and they put their pitchforks down... |
