| 00:00 - 00:02 | Speak to my friend Peter McVerry. He is waiting on Queen of the South for his coupon |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | They are playing The Rangers. Wynd him up |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Can you believe that cunt Tam Morgan |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Here I've got some news for you |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | He keeps slagging Celtic |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | My friend Chris Higgins is playing for Queen of the South against The Rangers tonight |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | I'm so proud of him. I've bet Queen of the South to win |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | I'm sorry to inform you that Rangers are winning |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | I knew that would happen. Rangers have got away with cheating for years. |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | They are a new team and have no history! |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Tam Morgan can talk shite all he wants |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | The Rangers are struggling to finish 2nd in the first division |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | They came back as zombies and pretend to be the same team! |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | I can't believe the jammy bastards tonight though. Tam Morgan will be enjoying that |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | I was only kidding! |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Queen of the South beat them 3-0 |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | 3-0 to Higgy's team?........Fuck off! |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Honestly. The Huns are calling Celtic fans obsessed again! |
