| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have heard on Facebook that Donny is having a braai. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's in Woodstock but I can't seem to find it on the map. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The invite even says there will be Cookies and Cream vodka to taste. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have all our intelligence trying to locate this party. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Apparently you have to just know where the house is, she didn't attach any GPS co-ordinates. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There's still time to "Friend" her on facebook, there's a chance we will be invited. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Well, the things is... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ...Donny... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...has already asked everyone she wants there. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Invites to the braai went out yesterday. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She might only invite a few of us, the rest of out... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | That fucking braai! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why am I always left out! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They can't drink all that Cookies and Cream Vodka - I haven't even tasted it yet! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And they have dogs. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And a new puppy called Squeak! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No one every lets me play with dogs. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No one ever takes me for a fucking dog person. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I will buy you a puppy... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's not the same fucking thing! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can get Cookies and Cream... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But I heard rumours that they will be braai'ing delicious things. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I like delicious things. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No one cares about my feelings- what about me? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm just going to rock up! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I will find this place they call Duke Street in Woodstock. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I will kick down the fucking front door and march in. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I will pick up the puppy and kiss her stomach. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And then I will drink their fancy Cookies and Cream Vodka. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I will make new friends. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And we will sing. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not karoake - just some random Neil Diamond song when I've had to much to drink. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe Sweet Caroline - I like that. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I we will dance a happy dance. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I will take off my fucking shirt. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That's how I party Donny. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That's ok, I'm sure Donny will invite him... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | For God's sake - Please Donny... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I beg of you... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This is all I have ever wanted. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I really need this braai. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I might even find a new woman. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I might be getting man boobs but I think I still have charm... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ..and woman like a good moustache. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I am sexy. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But, I digress. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to do everything in my power to make friends with her. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm not doing anything on the 20th April... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...and I hope to see everyone there. |
