00:00 - 00:03We have heard on Facebook that Donny is having a braai.
00:04 - 00:05It's in Woodstock but I can't seem to find it on the map.
00:05 - 00:07The invite even says there will be Cookies and Cream vodka to taste.
00:08 - 00:12We have all our intelligence trying to locate this party.
00:12 - 00:15Apparently you have to just know where the house is, she didn't attach any GPS co-ordinates.
00:17 - 00:19There's still time to "Friend" her on facebook, there's a chance we will be invited.
00:19 - 00:21Well, the things is...
00:24 - 00:26...Donny...
00:27 - 00:28...has already asked everyone she wants there.
00:31 - 00:33Invites to the braai went out yesterday.
00:34 - 00:36She might only invite a few of us, the rest of out...
00:53 - 00:58That fucking braai!
01:13 - 01:15Why am I always left out!
01:15 - 01:17They can't drink all that Cookies and Cream Vodka - I haven't even tasted it yet!
01:18 - 01:23And they have dogs.
01:25 - 01:28And a new puppy called Squeak!
01:29 - 01:31No one every lets me play with dogs.
01:31 - 01:34No one ever takes me for a fucking dog person.
01:34 - 01:37I will buy you a puppy...
01:37 - 01:40It's not the same fucking thing!
01:40 - 01:42We can get Cookies and Cream...
01:42 - 01:46But I heard rumours that they will be braai'ing delicious things.
01:46 - 01:48I like delicious things.
01:48 - 01:52No one cares about my feelings- what about me?
01:53 - 01:54I'm just going to rock up!
01:56 - 01:57I will find this place they call Duke Street in Woodstock.
01:57 - 02:00I will kick down the fucking front door and march in.
02:00 - 02:03I will pick up the puppy and kiss her stomach.
02:04 - 02:08And then I will drink their fancy Cookies and Cream Vodka.
02:08 - 02:13And I will make new friends.
02:14 - 02:16And we will sing.
02:17 - 02:21Not karoake - just some random Neil Diamond song when I've had to much to drink.
02:27 - 02:29Maybe Sweet Caroline - I like that.
02:30 - 02:34And I we will dance a happy dance.
02:34 - 02:36And I will take off my fucking shirt.
02:41 - 02:42That's how I party Donny.
02:43 - 02:47That's ok, I'm sure Donny will invite him...
02:48 - 02:53For God's sake - Please Donny...
02:54 - 02:56I beg of you...
02:56 - 02:59This is all I have ever wanted.
03:00 - 03:02 I really need this braai.
03:04 - 03:07I might even find a new woman.
03:14 - 03:16I might be getting man boobs but I think I still have charm...
03:19 - 03:23..and woman like a good moustache.
03:25 - 03:26I am sexy.
03:31 - 03:33But, I digress.
03:40 - 03:46I'm going to do everything in my power to make friends with her.
03:46 - 03:49I'm not doing anything on the 20th April...
03:53 - 03:56...and I hope to see everyone there.