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Invite me Donny
We have heard on Facebook that Donny is having a braai. It's in Woodstock but I can't seem to find it on the map. The invite even says there will be Cookies and Cream vodka to taste. We have all our intelligence trying to locate this party. Apparently you have to just know where the house is, she didn't attach any GPS co-ordinates. There's still time to "Friend" her on facebook, there's a chance we will be invited.

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00:00 - 00:03We have heard on Facebook that Donny is having a braai.
00:04 - 00:05It's in Woodstock but I can't seem to find it on the map.
00:05 - 00:07The invite even says there will be Cookies and Cream vodka to taste.
00:08 - 00:12We have all our intelligence trying to locate this party.
00:12 - 00:15Apparently you have to just know where the house is, she didn't attach any GPS co-ordinates.
00:17 - 00:19There's still time to "Friend" her on facebook, there's a chance we will be invited.
00:19 - 00:21Well, the things is...
00:24 - 00:26...Donny...
00:27 - 00:28...has already asked everyone she wants there.
00:31 - 00:33Invites to the braai went out yesterday.
00:34 - 00:36She might only invite a few of us, the rest of out...
00:53 - 00:58That fucking braai!
01:13 - 01:15Why am I always left out!
01:15 - 01:17They can't drink all that Cookies and Cream Vodka - I haven't even tasted it yet!
01:18 - 01:23And they have dogs.
01:25 - 01:28And a new puppy called Squeak!
01:29 - 01:31No one every lets me play with dogs.
01:31 - 01:34No one ever takes me for a fucking dog person.
01:34 - 01:37I will buy you a puppy...
01:37 - 01:40It's not the same fucking thing!
01:40 - 01:42We can get Cookies and Cream...
01:42 - 01:46But I heard rumours that they will be braai'ing delicious things.
01:46 - 01:48I like delicious things.
01:48 - 01:52No one cares about my feelings- what about me?
01:53 - 01:54I'm just going to rock up!
01:56 - 01:57I will find this place they call Duke Street in Woodstock.
01:57 - 02:00I will kick down the fucking front door and march in.
02:00 - 02:03I will pick up the puppy and kiss her stomach.
02:04 - 02:08And then I will drink their fancy Cookies and Cream Vodka.
02:08 - 02:13And I will make new friends.
02:14 - 02:16And we will sing.
02:17 - 02:21Not karoake - just some random Neil Diamond song when I've had to much to drink.
02:27 - 02:29Maybe Sweet Caroline - I like that.
02:30 - 02:34And I we will dance a happy dance.
02:34 - 02:36And I will take off my fucking shirt.
02:41 - 02:42That's how I party Donny.
02:43 - 02:47That's ok, I'm sure Donny will invite him...
02:48 - 02:53For God's sake - Please Donny...
02:54 - 02:56I beg of you...
02:56 - 02:59This is all I have ever wanted.
03:00 - 03:02 I really need this braai.
03:04 - 03:07I might even find a new woman.
03:14 - 03:16I might be getting man boobs but I think I still have charm...
03:19 - 03:23..and woman like a good moustache.
03:25 - 03:26I am sexy.
03:31 - 03:33But, I digress.
03:40 - 03:46I'm going to do everything in my power to make friends with her.
03:46 - 03:49I'm not doing anything on the 20th April...
03:53 - 03:56...and I hope to see everyone there.