| 00:00 - 00:03 | In order to ensure German victory in the 1944 Summer Olympics, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we must recruit players from the U.S. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and bring them to Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The New York Yankees have won 6 of the last 8 World Series, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so we'll kidnap the Yankees and bring them to Berlin. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Too many Jews in New York. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Let's recruit from somewhere like Philadelphia. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Philadelphia... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Philadelphia doesn't have any good players. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Phillies play like little league girls. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Alright, everyone who thinks the Phillies are the worst team in baseball, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I've been a Phillies fan since I was a little boy. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why can't they win a single fucking game? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's so frustrating. It's what drove me to killing. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I will not stop killing until the Phillies make it out of last place. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even my wife out there likes the Yankees better. |
