| 00:00 - 00:03 | Jason, the Bellarke fandom is getting restless |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've received angry tweets from everywhere |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All across the world |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They feel like you're favoring Clexa |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They're not happy that you're only promoting one ship |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But Bellarke isn't even in the show |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I promote things that are in the show |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Jason... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | What about... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | What about Linctavia? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Or Raven and Wick? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Bellarke shippers, leave the room, please |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | When will those idiots understand? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I DON'T SHIP |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My only OTP is Joyson! Me and my wife! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THAT'S SEA-WORTHY! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Damn Bob and his heart eyes |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and stupid lingering looks |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Bellarke is supposed to be friends |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Platonic, I say! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But in the books- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SCREW THE BOOKS! This is not about the books! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm sorry, sir |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The show isn't about love |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's about SURVIVAL! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | There needs to be blood and tears |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And badass female characters |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If you're here for the ships... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You're watching the wrong show! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And those damn ship wars |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What is wrong with people? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I just want to write my show in peace |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But the fans are so aggresive |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They're getting out of control |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They're insulting my people |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I gave the Bellarke shippers a great reunion |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even though it was a bit more romantic than I had had in mind |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Again with Bob's puppy dog eyes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "PLEASE come inside" |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe the fans will cool off if Bellarke is separated |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | FOR THE ENTIRE SEASON 3 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, he's not gonna do it. We will have our Bellarke moments |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is not what I planned |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just wanted a little bit of gay hotness |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now it's tearing this fandom apart |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | How, I ask- |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | -am I supposed to produce a tv show in the twitter era? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I miss the good old days |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I didn't sign up for this shit |
