| 00:01 - 00:07 | Today the 2nd April |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | We celebrate the birthday |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | of our glorious leader |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | We implore all her subordinates |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Craig, Paul ..... |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | and Colin |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | to worship her everyday |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | show total and complete obedience |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | at all times |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | or face certain death ! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | after 3 ... |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Happy Birth to Alex.. Happy birthday to Alex ... |
