| 00:00 - 00:03 | Groups of slenderman fans are increasing |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are now many kids here playing Slenderman |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everywhere |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Everyone knows who Slenderman is now. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But what about those who were fans before? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of their leaders. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But is he still on the roof? Are the children not frightened? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't fear the Slenderman |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has gone mainstream. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Only the original Slendy worshippers may stay in the room. The rest of you can piss off. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Twenty Dollars |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do they even now how much he wants |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Not 'tree fiddy! Not Thirty dollars. Twenty freaking dollars! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Mainstream. He's MAINSTREAM!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Is he Slenderman Bieber?!! NO! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He steals children's souls. He's on the roof. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | These mainstream noobs know nothing of the legend of the Slender. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | There are many good youtube videos... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They think Slenderman is 'funny' |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | screw the youtubers. Where were they when we were fans! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The legend must go on! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He loses his power when he is simply a funny 'Freddy Krueger' |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | or a Scooby villain to be ridiculed |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He steals and eats children's souls. It is the truth. I loved him! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and now he is a cartoon of the masses?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Find me every single mainstream noob. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We will once again send Slenderman into the world to be feared |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | May his shiny tentacles reap and rage |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | There is no room for curly haired little girl Slenderman fans |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | True fans dance for Slenderman |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What about Zac? How does he feel? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And Callum. He doesn't need this mainstream shit! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They have his Slendy dolls! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Who else has dolls? NO ONE! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He was special and evil. He hid in the shadows of Moranbah |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He will rise again and blood will be in his wake |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It is time to release the Slender |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Burn the youtube and ipod apps |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Curse the mainstream Gangnam stylers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Are we hating on Gangnam Style now too? I can't take this. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All the time it's meme this and meme that. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Harlem Shuffle is very good. It makes me laugh. I do like it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But would Slenderman do the shuffle? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No he would not. He would eat their souls. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe there can be no more Slenderman. It's over. It's mainstream. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He was so white faced and pure. The perfect breed. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And he will never never ever put slender back together. |
