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Mainstream Slenderman
Slenderman has gone mainstream. We mourn for those that were fans before he got well known.

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00:00 - 00:03Groups of slenderman fans are increasing
00:04 - 00:05There are now many kids here playing Slenderman
00:05 - 00:07Everywhere
00:08 - 00:12Everyone knows who Slenderman is now.
00:12 - 00:15But what about those who were fans before?
00:17 - 00:19Get a hold of their leaders.
00:19 - 00:21But is he still on the roof? Are the children not frightened?
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28They...
00:31 - 00:33They don't fear the Slenderman
00:34 - 00:36He has gone mainstream.
00:53 - 00:58Only the original Slendy worshippers may stay in the room. The rest of you can piss off.
01:13 - 01:15Twenty Dollars
01:15 - 01:17Do they even now how much he wants
01:18 - 01:23Not 'tree fiddy! Not Thirty dollars. Twenty freaking dollars!
01:25 - 01:28Mainstream. He's MAINSTREAM!!!
01:29 - 01:31Is he Slenderman Bieber?!! NO!
01:31 - 01:34He steals children's souls. He's on the roof.
01:34 - 01:37These mainstream noobs know nothing of the legend of the Slender.
01:37 - 01:40There are many good youtube videos...
01:40 - 01:42They think Slenderman is 'funny'
01:42 - 01:46screw the youtubers. Where were they when we were fans!
01:46 - 01:48The legend must go on!
01:48 - 01:52He loses his power when he is simply a funny 'Freddy Krueger'
01:53 - 01:54or a Scooby villain to be ridiculed
01:56 - 01:57He steals and eats children's souls. It is the truth. I loved him!
01:57 - 02:00and now he is a cartoon of the masses?!
02:00 - 02:03Find me every single mainstream noob.
02:04 - 02:08We will once again send Slenderman into the world to be feared
02:08 - 02:13May his shiny tentacles reap and rage
02:14 - 02:16There is no room for curly haired little girl Slenderman fans
02:17 - 02:21True fans dance for Slenderman
02:27 - 02:29What about Zac? How does he feel?
02:30 - 02:34And Callum. He doesn't need this mainstream shit!
02:34 - 02:36They have his Slendy dolls!
02:41 - 02:42Who else has dolls? NO ONE!
02:43 - 02:47He was special and evil. He hid in the shadows of Moranbah
02:48 - 02:53He will rise again and blood will be in his wake
02:54 - 02:56It is time to release the Slender
02:56 - 02:59Burn the youtube and ipod apps
03:00 - 03:02Curse the mainstream Gangnam stylers
03:04 - 03:07Are we hating on Gangnam Style now too? I can't take this.
03:14 - 03:16All the time it's meme this and meme that.
03:19 - 03:23The Harlem Shuffle is very good. It makes me laugh. I do like it.
03:25 - 03:26But would Slenderman do the shuffle?
03:31 - 03:33No he would not. He would eat their souls.
03:40 - 03:46Maybe there can be no more Slenderman. It's over. It's mainstream.
03:46 - 03:49He was so white faced and pure. The perfect breed.
03:53 - 03:56And he will never never ever put slender back together.