| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sydney are requesting resources |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are asking for developers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | testers and designers |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There are too many requests sir |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They are even asking for estimates |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of the Tech Leads |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our internet... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our internet went down |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We can't connect through lync |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is not a team captain, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Damn The Agiles |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All this non committment and flexible scope |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I want some bloody results |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The client wants the logo bigger |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bigger than the world has ever seen |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Well that's your problem |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want you to deal with it |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Control your damn client |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir they insisted it must be shinier |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care how shiny they want that turd polished, that's why you're a captain |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir the conditions are too poor |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What? You're complaining about the electricity again! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Next you'll want air con in the office |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What have your devs been doing all this time? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Logging their time to 'admin' |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | With billability going into the negatives |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Don't they know how many Singha beers that's costing me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I hate watching all this money go down the drain |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You're breaking my balls here |
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| 03:04 - 03:07 | Itââ¬â¢s alright, donââ¬â¢t cryââ¬Â¦ we can still use the storywall |
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