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Offsec Student Admins
A random day in the life of an Offensive Security Student Admin

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00:00 - 00:05So he starts demanding help and tells me he's having difficulties
00:05 - 00:07with hacking a machine in the labs
00:07 - 00:10i take a deep breath, trying to think
00:11 - 00:16 how i can help him without giving up too much information
00:17 - 00:21And then he tells me "I tried everything"....
00:21 - 00:24EVERYTHING
00:29 - 00:31can you imagine?
00:31 - 00:34I was trying my hardest not to pee in my pants...
00:38 - 00:40....everything....
00:41 - 00:47so i asked him "have you tried bruteforcing? Maybe that will give you some access"
00:47 - 00:50So he tells me he attached a 3 TB storage with a huge password list
00:50 - 00:56and has been bruteforcing for 5 days now..
00:58 - 00:59And all this time,
00:59 - 01:01I can hear muts saying
01:04 - 01:06in the back of my head...
01:06 - 01:08"ASK HIM IF HE HAS TRIED HARDER".
01:13 - 01:14And i think to myself
01:14 - 01:16I better not say that
01:16 - 01:20Otherwise he'll get pissed off...
01:21 - 01:27But by now i've peed in my pants a little....
01:35 - 01:36Can you imagine
01:36 - 01:39the poor guy bruteforcing for 5 days
01:41 - 01:44So, i figure, i have to help him
01:44 - 01:47I need to give him some good advice
01:47 - 01:49how do i give him motivation
01:50 - 01:53so i tell him...
01:54 - 01:56so i tell him...
01:56 - 01:58look...
01:58 - 02:02if i were you, i would take some time, relax...
02:05 - 02:07and TRY HARDER...
02:10 - 02:11i actually said...
02:11 - 02:13i actually said it
02:15 - 02:17and i get a salary for it!
02:17 - 02:20can you imagine, that i get paid...
02:21 - 02:28for telling people to try harder!
02:29 - 02:30What did he say?
02:30 - 02:32he said....
02:36 - 02:39I think he started crying
02:40 - 02:42He said "Ok, i'll try harder".
02:50 - 02:55It's like that every day, we get 10-20 people like that
02:56 - 02:58So you like your job?
02:58 - 03:04Yes, but i had to replace my office chair 4 times now
03:04 - 03:09i just keep peeing on myself
03:09 - 03:11We're hiring...
03:16 - 03:20You interested?
03:23 - 03:26Seriously, consider joining our admin group
03:31 - 03:36we have the best team ever...