| 00:00 - 00:03 | Brownie keats we are coming towards end of the season... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | this week, the 1s are playing here and 2s are playing here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | hear there maybe a few missing for your next game keats? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | hows the squad shaping up? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | wait wait wait..who the fuck might be away or fucking missing? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sandy Smith |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Lee Raji... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | and eh Checketts... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we have 4 games to win and these cunts might be AWAY...???? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Right everyone whos not kiwi or a captain get the fuck out |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Are they fucking serious!!! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Sandy needs to sort his skiing work bolloks out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Raji better stop going away on smash ups |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and Checks..well he needs to get his clobber sorted sharpish! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | that tubby mcfatfuck PC better stay away from seconds and the fridge |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | weve got merton away this weekend.. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | On some shit pitch..tommy L is going to blow his fucking top again the little lego haired fuck witt |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | yes keats but ive got Olly Boutle, hell catch pigeons down that wing keats |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | he also calls off sick every other weekend, hes worse then fucking Darren Anderton! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | fuck your right keats.. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | we need to be the same as the bb eagles game... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | straight from the off |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | aggressive, quick, sharp that Bo-Jan better keep jumping like a fucking basketball player |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | winning those headers |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and what the FUCK does he think he is..some kind of underwear model |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | we all know Matt Harvey Salter has the best body in the club!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Roberts has to lay off the hair wax, his hair hasnt moved in 3 years |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Brandford and Checketts have been great at the back.. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But where the fuck do they get their dress sense from |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Brandford looks like a gay lumberjack |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and Checks favorite colour is neon pink!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THIS CANT GO ON!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Carl needs to stop ussshing before games and get some sleep turning up like a pornstar every game |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and as for Hethrington, where do i even start, he has his uni address tattooed on his hip |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | absolute embarrassments!! all of them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | whats jitskis story? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | hes still trying to wank left handed.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | is he fucking fit again or what? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we have 2 away games and 2 home games, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | we can and will win all of them! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | and you Storrs.... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You make sure you win that cup final, you hear ME |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | then the tour will be a proper tour |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Budpest wont know what fucking hit it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | there will be carnage.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | even Sandy is coming...do they know what happens when hes off his leash!!! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | it will be beautiful.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | now all we can do is get ready |
