| 00:05 - 00:07 | We think we have tracked choond's whereabouts |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | She's been racking up credit card bills all over the place |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | Looks like she's trying to skip the country |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | I am unconcerned. I'm a metrosexual. She'll will be back by nightfall. |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | We think.. |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | We think.. |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | She's headed to America to join a Goth band |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | With that guy Paradox |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | Everyone who likes music by Thickliquid |
| 00:56 - 00:58 | Leave the room. |
| 01:09 - 01:12 | FUCKING PARADOX |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | THAT FUCKING TEXAN FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | I hear when he plays music |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | women just take off their panties |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | And throw them right to him on stage! |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | I bet choond is throwing her panties at him right now |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | That fucking bitch she kept insisting I'm gay! |
| 01:36 - 01:37 | Theres nothing wrong with being gay |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | I'm not fucking gay I'm metrosexual |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | I'm not gay |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | We know you're not Gay, you just have small balls |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | Small balls, he says |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | my balls are so small I can't see them |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | Without a microscope |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | I might like taking it up the arse |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | But I take it from everyone |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | Men, Women, Lady boys |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | Fucking choond wouldn't know an Arse pirate if one hit her in the face with his cock |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I even bought her a strap on |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | to prove I'm a metro |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | It cost me $100 on ebay and she wouldn't fucking use it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That Fucking Cunt |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | And that's not all. |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | I cooked and cleaned |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | I was sensitive |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | all iasked for in return |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | was to take it up the arse |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | And this Paradox guy |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | Do you have any idea how big his dick is? |
| 02:42 - 02:46 | Those girls out there are saying its bigger than a horses cock |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | and his balls are the size of small death stars |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | He gets around in a darth vader outfit |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | Who can compete with that Shit? |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | Don't worry, I didn't tell him about the clown outfit |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | Its probably for the best anyway |
| 03:11 - 03:16 | I hear ladyboys are going cheap on ebay |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | I've always wanted a ladyboy |
| 03:20 - 03:25 | One from Japan |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | Get me one of those quickly I must save face |
| 03:37 - 03:40 | And make sure shipping is free |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | Fucking Paradox |
