| 00:00 - 00:03 | Heres the latest news on the bedroom tax rebellion |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its growing all over the uk |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here and Here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell the people hate it |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They are saying it is a crime against humanity |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of their leaders. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't have any leaders. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are organizing through Facebook |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not one hundred percent behind this tax get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing huge demonstrations with against the Bedroom Tax |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And no spokesperson to talk to? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | My plans are falling apart |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How will we line our own pockets now |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to the Poll Tax |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Thrown out by the people of the UK |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How dare they defy me |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the people think the Bedroom Tax is evil |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They should know what I stand for by now |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But its against human rights |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Stuff their human rights |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Dam scroungers |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I wanted a 6th home |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No chance of that now |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Cardboard city for us next |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Is that what they want |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We will lose our privilages and expenses |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We will be on smart price beans soon |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No more vintage wine for us we will be on White Lightning cider |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We must divide and rule |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Make the public hate people on benefits |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The public are getting too smart for us |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Harder to fool them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We could make education illegal |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I think its too late they got us sussed |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Smart price beans |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ive developed an expensive palate |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will have to shop at Aldi |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We can allways get food from skips |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The protesters will win and we will lose it all |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and gloat |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I could get a job collecting shopping trolleys |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I could still get three for ten pound wine deals |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And Primark do cheap suits |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
