| 00:00 - 00:03 | The downwinder plan for tomorrow morning |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are going to do the Planet Of The Apes. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We'll meet at Mile Marker 46 at 10:AM. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We'll launch at 10:15 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We'll land at SDA by lunch. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let me make sure I understand your plan |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You want to ride slicks? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes. That is the plan. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We will ride the Planet slick. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The water is like glass. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Matt Nuzzo took me there once. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone flying a kite 4 years or older leave the room. Warroos. T2s. First generation Havocs. Get the fuck out... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This downwinder plan will fail! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It is the stupidiest plan. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You can't arrive at mile marker 46 at 10:AM |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | on a South West day in May!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IT WILL BE KOOK CENTRAL! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do you know how many French Canadians will be there?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Banana hammocks will be everywhere! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Do you want to stare at Candian Cock?!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We have thought this through. The Euros always sleep in. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | French Canadians are not Euros! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But don't they all windsurf? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You idiot, they are also kiters. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Speedos everywhere. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | But that is not the worst part of your plan |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You have to leave the house by 7:AM |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | To even hope to be at the beach by 7:30AM |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And you don't go to 46 you start at 48! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And only an idiot would take out at SDA! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | SDA is full of geriatric kiters and newbies |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The wind is shit and they don't know how to launch anyway. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The grass there is full of foot fuckers. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You'll destroy your leading edge bladder. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You will miss the afternoon ocean sessions. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Here is what we will do. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We will leave the house at 7:AM |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And nobody is making fucking sandwiches at 6:59 AM. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They can get up at 6:AM, have coffee, a banana |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | whatever the fuck they need. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Your gear will be ready the night before. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. We'll untangle your lines tonight. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We are not taking out at SDA. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We would miss the Real slick. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We will take out at Barton's |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The drop-off vehicles will be left tonight. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will do this downwinder. We will leave anyone behind who is not ready at 7:AM. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It will be epic. We'll have a quick lunch. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And then we are running Southside ocean downwinders all afternoon. |
