| 00:00 - 00:03 | With 1:06 left to play, Jermaine Kearse... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | made one of the greatest catches in Super Bowl history... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...to set the Seahawks up on the 5 yard line. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then Beast Mode ran for 4 yards to set up 2nd & Goal... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...here on the Patriots one yard line. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So the Patriots lose another Super Bowl... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...because of a miracle catch? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Seahawks.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Seahawks elected to pass on the next play & the Patriots intercepted |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The final score was 28-24. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who's not a Seahawks fan, please leave us. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The greatest running back in the NFL & they pass?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | His name is Beast Mode, HE'S UNSTOPPABLE!!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is the worst thing that's happened to Seattle since the Sonics left. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How could this have happened?!?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fucking Pete Carroll, who passes from the one yard line?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How did Russell Wilson throw an interception in that situation?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He should be executed immediately! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuher, Malcolm Butler read the receivers route... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO THE FUCK IS MALCOLM BUTLER?!?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuher, he was an undrafted rookie free agent... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | "An undrafted rookie free agent" |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?!?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Seahawks were going to win two in a row! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It was suppose to be the start of a dynasty |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and we lose because of a undrafted rookie free agent?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They had a 10 point lead with 10 minuets left!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | One of the best defenses of all time!! How could they lose?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's that god damned Tom Brady! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now I have to wear a Patriots jersey all week because of my bet with Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | but that's not the worst part... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now Tom Brady & Bill Belichick will be remembered |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | as the greatest of all time. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | There is nothing anyone can say. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Not even our Deflate Gate propaganda will tarnish their reputations now! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and it happened on our watch, because we blew it. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Pete Carroll is a moron! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With his surfing! And his sandals! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And his crazy gum chewing!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry the Sonics will be back someday. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess there is always next year. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We still have a good team ... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Richard Sherman |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Kam Chancellor |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Next year the Legion of Boom will crush all opposition |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Especially that sneaky Julian Edelman |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Julian Edelman |
