| 00:00 - 00:03 | Its 5am. Welcome to the launch everyone |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you know Berlin has nothing to do with APAC, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but we need to check that we don't accidentally shift everyone from INTL over to APAC |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | or customers will leave, we'll lose money and... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Mark, Natalie and Alison will be pissed. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Will Mark single anyone out? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Or sack all of us? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mo... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mark... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mark and Richard, will make us work on product service... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | rolling it out to MRP and TON |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that worked on the APAC purchase path stay here, everyone else, please leave the stand-up |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I cannot place orders in US dollars on APAC channel |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | did nobody check this before today? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I get people are tired |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We all are |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | but we have millions of £'s worth of stock in the DC |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | people sitting at the DC waiting to deal with orders |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | costing us even more money! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mo, Chris just said he placed an order in US Dollars |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That is using fucking AMEX dipshit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mo, it was working before |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Thats bollox and you know it |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | With all the back and forth |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | that has been going on between Finance, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fraud, Datacash and Barclaycard |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I bet the fucking problem is with the config! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THE FUCKING CONFIG!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Somebody should have tested this on LIVE last week, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but we need to sort this shit out asap! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Someone wake up datacash and barclaycard! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's coming up to 6:30 now, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the risk of clearing the cache is getting bigger as we speak |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and I don't want to roll this shit back! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Can people in this room |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | think about the impact if we were to shift ONLY Austrailia and Hong Hong over to APAC, Bringing the rest over later |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | once we sort out this US dollar bullshit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How long will the work take? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Is it even possible? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And if we do it, some fucker had better test this properly! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok
it's not our fault... it worked on e2e |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I even took some of you guys out last night... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we went drinking, danced, dined... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it's a good job others don't know... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'd be in the shit if they did |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we'd come in, switch it on, deliver and walk out heroes! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now we have to wait to see how pissed people will be about 2 countries in APAC! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | 2 fucking countries |
