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Hitler waiting for his Chapman Stick
Hitler is unhappy about having to wait so long for his Custom Half-fretless Chapman Stick.

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00:00 - 00:03The custom Chapman Stick has been commissioned and paid for
00:04 - 00:05Cambria at Stick Enterprises confirmed this
00:05 - 00:07The Stick will need to be shipped from Woodland Hills, CA
00:08 - 00:12We're just waiting for Emmett to finish the fretwork on the melody side
00:12 - 00:15And for Emmett to setup the instrument
00:17 - 00:19So how long will it take to get my Stick?
00:19 - 00:21three, maybe four days?
00:24 - 00:26Three or four...
00:27 - 00:28or so
00:31 - 00:33Your Stick will take approximately 3-4 months to complete and ship
00:34 - 00:36The half fretless take additional time
00:53 - 00:58Unless you are a contributing member to the lounge on the stickist, leave
01:13 - 01:15So what do I do for the next 4 months
01:15 - 01:17Tap on my Ibanez 7-string guitar?!
01:18 - 01:23You can't even "hear" the low B string through my Fender twin!
01:25 - 01:28I know because Robstafarian said so!
01:29 - 01:31Does it take 3-4 months to make a Straocaster
01:31 - 01:343-4 months to make a Les Paul?!
01:34 - 01:37What does that hippy do all day, what the hell goes on in Woodland Hills?
01:37 - 01:40I am six weeks into my Prog concept album and I still have no Stick!
01:40 - 01:42Stick Enterprises is a small company, how can you expect them to custom make an instrument with no lead time?
01:42 - 01:46I can get a Skeletone on eBay delivered for free in 3 days
01:46 - 01:48Do you really consider than instrument?
01:48 - 01:52I am not making a prog record with a Skeletone
01:53 - 01:54or a Warr Guitar
01:56 - 01:57All the bitchen Prog bands have a Stick
01:57 - 02:00Crimson, Dream Theater, even Dave Matthews!
02:00 - 02:03He got Greg Howard to play on Before These Crowded Streets
02:04 - 02:08It's certified triple platinum.
02:08 - 02:13Do you see any albums with a Megatar on it
02:14 - 02:16They have a Chapman Stick
02:17 - 02:21Is it too much to ask to just build it and SHIP IT
02:27 - 02:29My old polycarb is not cutting it
02:30 - 02:34I don't know how Tyler Kent gets so much tone out of his
02:34 - 02:36And what about my Steve Adelson skype session?
02:41 - 02:42Skype without a Stick?
02:43 - 02:47Why can't Emmett just keep the same design? Why did he do away with custom dyes?!
02:48 - 02:53Andy's got a green one, that chick from Canada has a pink one
02:54 - 02:56Now I can't get custom undyed binding edges
02:56 - 02:59Not to mention discontinuing the Graphite Stick
03:00 - 03:02Where am I going to find a 12-string Graphite Stick?
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry sweetie, maybe Kevin-c will sell you his
03:14 - 03:16We'll have to buy a different tapping instrument
03:19 - 03:23Skeletone, Warr, Megatar...
03:25 - 03:26Maybe a Krappy...
03:31 - 03:33It's just a freboard with a pickup and strings
03:40 - 03:46Why does it take so long to hand make these things anyway
03:46 - 03:49I am going to my room
03:53 - 03:56to listen to Kajagoogoo