| 00:00 - 00:03 | so our staff from Glossop will arrive for 9am |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | except Rick, who is here in Berlin doing sign ups |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | our brothers and sisters from Smethwick will also be arriving around 9am |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and here's Berlin again, next to my finger |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I like the smethwick people, with their funny little accents |
| 00:20 - 00:21 | they sound so happy. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ..dennis.. |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | ..there's a problem.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | it's Gary....when you said jumper |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he thought you meant hat.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone else with a hat leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A fucking hat?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I distinctly remembering telling people to wear jumpers! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | i didn't say if you can't get a jumper bring a hat! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | JUMPER! JUMPER! JUMPER! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | bastards! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | this must be a magic hat then?! Does it light up?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the idea was to wear jumpers! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | right! who else came with a hat?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dennis...Ian, has struggled... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The scouser! He's got one on now and it's not even his! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | he's from Liverpool, that's what they do |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | i'm spitting, i'm so angry. I'm going to throw this pencil |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | even John has got a jumper, and he's from Yorkshire! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I asked everyone to wear a jumper so we could look like idiots together! |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | then someone decides to turn up in a hat! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | what if NSPP gave you a hat at the end of the month instead of money?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | i bet that wouldn't go down well would it?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but it's alright to turn up to a jumper party in a hat! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | give me strength! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ....hats at a jumper party, what were you thinking? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | i haven't any nipples left you know... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | these tight shirts you see... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but i still do it, without the need to wear a hat |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | what next?! £600 bar bills tonight like last year?! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | just don't be getting carried away with the free drinks again |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and for godsakes keep me away from the jagerbombs.... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | called Helen Christine in bed last year, all hell broke loose |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | even Paul has brought a jumper....still got the tag in it mind... |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | it's not as if i'm asking people to dress as Father Christmas and stand on the street asking for money is it? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry ann, you can take your hat back |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | and who are these two here in the corner? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | are they here for the business admin position? |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | there's turkey butties on the side.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and some alcohol knocking about somewhere... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | right... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | it's christmas... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | let's get drunk. |
