| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 2015 fishing season is about to begin..... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've seen Hazzard County fishing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here, and over here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They catch the bigger bass than we do, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Crow, Shady, and Reds are unstoppable. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Basswhacker catches nothing but Pigs... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and they are all good friends!!! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | and Sir,,,,, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dave Cro..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dave won another damn Mr Bass!!!!! |
| 00:34 - 00:42 | We think he has bass coming out his ass sir!! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone afraid of the Hazzard County Bassmasters, leave this room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Now we're in some serious SHIT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | i thought these guys would go away!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now these guys are fishing the Maryland Mr Bass tournaments!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Should we just hand them the Trophy's now??? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're totally Screwed!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Let's just hand them their Team Jersey's now!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hell let's make them Regional Directors |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | let's let them run the whole damn thing!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we tried, they said NO! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | My God Man!! Are you serious??? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SIR, their exact words were "Hell No!" |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Of course they did, MD BASS SUCKS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They catch bigger fish!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The boats they drive are faster.... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They have nick names damn it!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I want a damn nick name too!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I hear they all call me Shit Head |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My name is Roger damn it, it's ROGER - not Shit Head!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why won't they call me something cool |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | something really hip like Capt Hook!?? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | how did this happen?? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Maryland Bass belongs to me damn it! |
| 02:34 - 02:39 | Now hillbillies threaten to tear it all down. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How can we compete?? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They know the rivers better than anybody. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Their boats can out run any of our boats!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Their skills are exceptional. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No one joins their club without an invitation |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who do they think they are??? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's OK, they practice catch and release |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | somebody call B.A.S.S. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Let them know Hazzard County is coming |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We're all dead meat. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Troy will be Director someday. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Hazzard County has the best Members of any club in the state... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe i can fish as a guest one day.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can only hope.... |
