| 00:00 - 00:03 | We travelled away and won in Crewe, Chester... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Staffordshire and Walney and we won all our home games |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We beat Farnham and Shropshire at JMO |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and then travelled to Leeds and beat Edinburgh |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We won the Division, the National title and stayed undefeated... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I heard there was another cup to win... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | what about this Lock it up Cup? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Penn, another team... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Runcorn... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Runcorn Spartans won that cup Penn... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we weren't even eligible for it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are not a committee member or a coach, you can leave... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I gave strict instructions at the beginning of the season |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | to make sure we won absolutely everything! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I spent hours in meetings and Skype calls with other coaches |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and I can't stand being in the same room as some of them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Some of them didn't even put their hands in their pockets for pizza!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I spent 3 days in Sheffield listening to people moaning that they were tired |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and that they weren't allowed to drink |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with the belief that we were going to win everything in 2014 |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Penn, we asked! they couldn't fit a game in with us! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They only play down the road!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coach, we asked their HC and he never got back to us... |
| 01:50 - 01:52 | I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Make it happen.... |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | I've got more bowl rings than half of the players in this league. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I wear one of them at every bloody social. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm not having anyone in here telling me that I can't win the Lock it up cup!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If Pete had ordered them on time, and people had paid for them when they were told to, I'd have more bowl rings than fingers. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I've had a pedicure so i can start wearing them on my feet. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'd struggle to hold up my hands like this if I wore them all. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm sick of winning the bloody things. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My knees are starting to hurt... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Don't they know who I am? I'm Craig Fucking Pennington. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | National Champion Bowl Ring Collector |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Somebody get Runcorn Spartans on the phone now... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and someone tell their Head Coach that I'm not fucking happy... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No-one can make up their own bowl trophy |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | unless it's the Bierkeller bowl.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THAT is the only proper trophy in this country played between only two teams... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | not that tin pot lock it up thing! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he's with the Fury till February... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's a good job there will be no playoffs for the Fury this year... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm going to come back to the senior side early this season. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Extra Conditioning... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Even for the Linemen... the fat fucks. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Please tell me 'The Truth' and Hawkeye are giving me one more year,... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ..and the Honey Monster, Sex Pest and Massey are playing again... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | we'll win that fucker... |
