| 00:00 - 00:03 | Single parents in Texas have caught on |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | they've taken to social media |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they're angry |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we thought we had them broke, jailed and therefore... silenced |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but one father made it out alive |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | you fucked up his paperwork? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | as per Title IV-D? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | General Paxton.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | its..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | it's... The Notorious Dad, Caleb Leverett |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | his kids still know him, sir.... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except for Mo, Larry, Shimp & Curly |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | of all people, the Notorious Dad! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | that pathetic loser, the Notorious Dad! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've already dealt with this idiot when I hired Michelle Smith |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | where is that fat cow, anyway? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Your only job is to do as I say |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I barely won re-election in 2018 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | everyone else won by double digits |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but me, I squeaked by, by 1 lousy percent! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but General Paxton, we did as you said! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You told me Trump was a shoe-in! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But General, Orange man conned us all! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then that cc camera caught me stealing this pen |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | well, here! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I was arrested by morons in 2015 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I've been out of bail ever since AND NOW |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | my life has been reduced to picking up the soap! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | that idiot Michelle Smith only boosted Leverett's ego by calling him |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do you morons realize that I've burned all my bridges? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Leverett's kids are grown now and all doing well |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You were supposed to CRUSH his spirits and alienate him |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My mother dropped my on my head as a child |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I spent years getting bullied, constantly getting wedgies |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I crawled my way to the top |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I talked about Jesus |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I pandered to the churches |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Angela and I kissed babies on camera |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I bought her my old Senate seat |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then Michelle divored Dopey and went |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | on the campaign trail & wound up on Caleb's Tinder |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Michelle. You're not Caleb's type. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Nate Paul was supposed to help me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now I've pissed off the FBI by hindering their investigation |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My penis is small |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My mistress knows it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | now it's just a matter of time before everyone knows it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now I'm going to prison |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And Caleb Leverett will inevitably exploit my misery |
