| 00:00 - 00:03 | If we take a look at the charts here... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We can see Aybom here... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then we have the GC Bach... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then its the SSL PulseDJ, and the skill margin between them is significant |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and afterwards - is the legend himself... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And who is this legend... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This legend you speak of...? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | The legend... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | His name... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | His name is Rojas and he 10-0'd CJ... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And 10-0'd Bach too... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If anyone in here, thinks, Rojas, can't be beaten...Leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I DON'T CARE IF HE IS SSL |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE IS JUST ANOTHER PLAYER LIKE THE REST OF US |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He has weaknesses too |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I DON'T UNDERSTAND |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HOW DID HE 10-0 CJ AND BACH |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HELL THEY ARE BOTH TRASH ANYWAYS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THROW IN ANIMO HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Animo has been MIA for weeks |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEN THROW IN AYBOM FOR CRYING OUT LOUD |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Aybom has been AyBanned from RL |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then who else can we put in the starting line-up? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FOR FUCKS SAKE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What about the other champs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Or even the Diamond Plebs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Do we have anyone who can beat Rojas? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Hell I bet Syn could beat that Supersonic Loser |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND HE MAY BE PLAT BUT AT LEAST HE HAS HEART |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I WOULD CALL IN COWBOYCAI BUT HE TOO BUSY DOING OTHER SHIT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ...And what about Syrum? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He should be able to beat him |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Or even Shruggs |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Oh wait... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | DIDN'T ROJAS USED TO BE TOP 500 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WE STAND NO CHANCE AT ALL |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WE HAVE NO ONE |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND ROJAS DOESN'T EVEN PLAY ANYMORE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HE RETIRED MONTHS AGO |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Qxuuy...Its ok |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've got an idea... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I need G-Fuel, Caffeine pills, and an Aimbot |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That might work |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And if it doesn't... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I am going to ban each and every one of you off the server |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There will be no more AyoBach |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No more Obama Prism... |
