| 00:00 - 00:05 | So there's this thing opening on the 24th |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they are supposed to have ordered the computers |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Months they have had months |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Jim Marshall thinks they have ordered them |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | No fucking computers |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Not one computer |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Not even a ZX81 |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Not even a spectrum |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | diddly squat |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | No fucking computers |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | not even 1 |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and there's this thing opening on the 24th |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | they will just have to pretend |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | pretend to walk around |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | all virtual like |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | they wanted 5 computers |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | they have had months |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | loads or warning |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | meeting after meeting |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and do you know how many computers they have |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Sin |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | None |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Not one |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The AV lads though |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | they are good lads |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | what's going to plug into their stuff |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | invisible |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | invisible computers |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | invisible computers in a virtual room |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | you couldn't make it up |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | yet again |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | every year the muppets do this |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | kermit and them lot |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | invisible computers in a virtual room |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Jim thought they had ordered them |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Jim |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | you couldn't make it up |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Digital Enablement |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | invisible computers in a virtual room |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | This important thing on the 24th |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | No fucking computers |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Not one computer |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Not even a ZX81 |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Not even a playstation |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | they will just have to pretend |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | invisible computers in a virtual room |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Not one computer |
