| 00:00 - 00:03 | Magicians are not the problem |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Or the Nordiques. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's this team from the south. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We just don't know what to do with them. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They aren't like anyone we've beaten before. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The South? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What kind of trouble can they be? Who is it? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's the.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mudbugs and their mascot is a crawfish. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We didn't even know they had hockey. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone here that doesn't know what a MudBug is needs to leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why haven't we stopped them? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They weren't even suppose to make it this far. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How much money did we waste bribing their refs? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Just because it snowed one time in the south |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They think they can play hockey. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is our tournament. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I don't care if their fans are better. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's time we bring out the flying V. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Coach. That only works in movies. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coach. You don't understand. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You had one job. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Anyone but the MudBugs! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They are just going |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to skate around us like we aren't there |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | putting pucks in our net. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It doesn't matter if we have a power play the whole game. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The entire game they will be pointing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | at our goalie and calling him a sieve. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why can't their goalie be a sieve? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you even know what a sieve is? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's a bucket with holes! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It can't even stop water. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I just want the cup. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We have tried everything. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They have Hudson, Dorfman, Sciarrino, and the list goes on |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What do we have? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What good are you if you can't build |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | a team that can beat the MudBugs. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Your husband can always become a ref. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What does it matter? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe we won't even play a Goalie. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Then we'd at least have an excuse. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't believe everything I want is going to be taken away |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | by a team with crawfish on their jersey. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Stupid Mudbugs. |
