| 00:00 - 00:05 | I have to tell you a story pronto |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you're going to clap your hands like a damn fool |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | you might need to sit down first, too |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I couldn't believe it myself but here we are |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | The habs are in semis past the leafs and sweeped the jets |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | À nous |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | À nous |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | It was 3-1 for the leafs and they still choked in the first round |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | À nous |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | In ''le'' country, they raised the habs flag at the city mall and people got mixed feelings |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | they even lit the CN tower to our colors |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | couldn't believe the shitshow i was witnessing |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | puta madre |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | might as well relocate the leafs |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | As for the jets |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Fair to say they were ''gassed'' |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | À nous |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Just think of the sports medias |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Looking like damn fools |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Of course they couldn't know, but they keep doubling down |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Thank god for Tyler Foli |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And of course Packeryammy |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Not but seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We have a tough 8 wins ahead of us |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Some good teams still left |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I bet you my left nut we reach the finals |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Pray for Vegas |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | They say the house always win |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Good thing we know how to count to 25 |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | À nous |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | If only |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | If only |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | If only we could have a full Bell Center |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | The players would be deaf within a minute |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They'd have to use sign language, no wonder KK showed ''4'' with his fingers |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | In all prestige |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | In all prestige yes sir |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | My spleen about to pop |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Fuck your casino |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | My god what a time to be alive |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | I'm afraid we don't have much time left |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | You know who don't have much time left? The Las Vegas Golden Knights |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Hope i don't jinx it for real |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | The memes level yeah |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | It was 3-1 |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | It's as if they patent that shit |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | One last thing to say : Go habs go |
