| 00:01 - 00:07 | You're watching Mii News |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Some nigga went and bought all the Mother fucking bread |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Like, cmon man, get a life or something. |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Jesus christ I cant anymore |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | I will kill you all lol |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | But anyways, onto the actual news for today. |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Some dude got killed by eating too much brea- wait a fucking second. |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | The man who bought all of the bread |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Has died from a heart attack from eating too much bread |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | that's what you fucking get lol |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | For you 4 o'cock Mii News, this is North Korean |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Lady Signing off. |
