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00:00 - 00:03As you know due to the ongoing the pandemic
00:04 - 00:05the exams have all been online
00:05 - 00:07the same as last year.
00:08 - 00:12Therefore the students had full access to
00:12 - 00:15all of their notes and past papers.
00:17 - 00:19I'm looking forward to seeing
00:19 - 00:21all their reactions when they find out they failed.
00:24 - 00:26Dr Bigot
00:27 - 00:28the students
00:31 - 00:33the students are all celebrating
00:34 - 00:36it's a record number of firsts.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who didn't set a 4th year paper get the fuck out now.
01:13 - 01:15This is a disgrace
01:15 - 01:17a fucking disgrace
01:18 - 01:23grade inflation is ruining the reputation of this university.
01:25 - 01:28You were meant to fix it.
01:29 - 01:31The course is getting too easy
01:31 - 01:34You're all constantly cutting content
01:34 - 01:37replacing it with basic stuff from second year
01:37 - 01:40next year these idiots are going to be working on real engi-
01:40 - 01:42But if the students meet the required learning objectives
01:42 - 01:46I don't give a fuck about the learning objectives.
01:46 - 01:48The course is accredited by the IMechE
01:48 - 01:52Fuck the IMechE and everyone else
01:53 - 01:54bunch of cunts.
01:56 - 01:57The only objective of this university
01:57 - 02:00is to cripple the students with debt and depression
02:00 - 02:03so that the country still has an engineering shortage.
02:04 - 02:08What is going on in Nanomechanics Borodich
02:08 - 02:135 years ago 40 percent was a generous mark
02:14 - 02:16now every single one of your questions was from the fucking tutorial sheet.
02:17 - 02:21These retards are learning the course 2 days before the exam and passing with high grades.
02:27 - 02:29When I set exams I make them hand write out c++
02:30 - 02:3425 lines all commented for 8 marks
02:34 - 02:36takes them over an hour.
02:41 - 02:42What about the projects.
02:43 - 02:47Did the train get built? Did the space drone launch?
02:48 - 02:53And dont even get me started on the fucking spider and snake, ridiculous pieces of shit.
02:54 - 02:56None of those retards should have got over 60
02:56 - 02:59marking them all from 70 to 75
03:00 - 03:02no matter what crap they submit.
03:04 - 03:0745 is still a strong mark Craig.
03:14 - 03:16The formula student car had better be
03:19 - 03:23the best thing this uni has ever produced
03:25 - 03:26or else
03:31 - 03:33I'm cancelling graduations.
03:40 - 03:46I'm having marsh and carl setting all of next years exam papers
03:46 - 03:49even on modules they don't teach.
03:53 - 03:56The will show them.