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WPR Central Command, Retail Warranty Division...
Monday evening debriefing. Closed door session. State of WPR.

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00:00 - 00:03We see that our WPR advertising campaigns are good
00:04 - 00:05WPRs are rapidly increasing
00:05 - 00:07Almost all the Green States are ours
00:08 - 00:12Now we attack the Yellow States
00:12 - 00:15The Red States we will make Green no one will know. Plebs.
00:17 - 00:19But...what is Armatus doing?
00:19 - 00:21Why are the gaining more ground than us?
00:24 - 00:26My Len, They have employees...
00:27 - 00:28Ours...
00:31 - 00:33Ours are defecting en mass...
00:34 - 00:36We can't hold out much longer, we kaput
00:53 - 00:58All Leave, except for Dr. Blatt, Gitman, Twirp
01:13 - 01:15I am Founding Partner! Fuck a Buick!
01:15 - 01:17What is going on in our esteemed firm?
01:18 - 01:23First it was that guy Brandt....sneaky one he was
01:25 - 01:28Than Lallave, who always burns bagels in the kitchen
01:29 - 01:31All the marketing people #1 thru 9
01:31 - 01:34Then the sales people #1-6, the bookkeeping #1-23
01:34 - 01:37This is like some dirty street theater with monkeys
01:37 - 01:40Monkeys who keep demanding more bananas...
01:40 - 01:42(Gitman) My Len, I could not stop this.
01:42 - 01:46All you do is send stupid email reminders to high command.
01:46 - 01:48(Gitman) My Len, I also demand status reports
01:48 - 01:52Fuk those status reports! Think I read them? No.
01:53 - 01:54I torment staff by asking them
01:56 - 01:57what they did each day every day
01:57 - 02:00it drives them buggers. Repeating redundant info again
02:00 - 02:03It's a mind fuck, like a sick ride
02:04 - 02:08you should see their faces of anger when they have to repeat it all...
02:08 - 02:13over and over and over and over, each day to me. I play dumb. Tell them they never told me.
02:14 - 02:16They are doing this to me, ungrateful monkeys.
02:17 - 02:21Now WPR is imploding and my money is in jeopardy. How can I buy a new boat?
02:27 - 02:29I may have to actually lease a SMART car
02:30 - 02:34Me. In a SMART car...you know how tall I am?
02:34 - 02:36My knees will be under my chin...
02:41 - 02:42Then that Corwin guy....
02:43 - 02:47Who does he think he is? He doesnt realize we dont care about the WPR legal work!
02:48 - 02:53It's a ruse. We just want retainers? Churn and burn....baby!
02:54 - 02:56He just talks about law all the time...
02:56 - 02:59With that know it all Lohr guy...his sidekick.
03:00 - 03:02They actually care about the dealer! Unreal!
03:04 - 03:07(Faye) Retainers will come soon. Don't fret.
03:14 - 03:16Corwin...Lohr...those two...
03:19 - 03:23I thought they were part of my team, my act of deception...
03:25 - 03:26Guess not.
03:31 - 03:33Corwin said 'sayonara' to Blatt...
03:40 - 03:46Soon, there will be no one left here to see the new granite installed...
03:46 - 03:49or the new plastic plants that I picked up...
03:53 - 03:56Fuck them all. Ungrateful peasants.