WPR Central Command, Retail Warranty Division...
57 views • 5/4/2021
Monday evening debriefing. Closed door session. State of WPR.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We see that our WPR advertising campaigns are good |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | WPRs are rapidly increasing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Almost all the Green States are ours |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Now we attack the Yellow States |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The Red States we will make Green no one will know. Plebs. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But...what is Armatus doing? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Why are the gaining more ground than us? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Len, They have employees... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ours... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ours are defecting en mass... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We can't hold out much longer, we kaput |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All Leave, except for Dr. Blatt, Gitman, Twirp |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I am Founding Partner! Fuck a Buick! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What is going on in our esteemed firm? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | First it was that guy Brandt....sneaky one he was |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Than Lallave, who always burns bagels in the kitchen |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All the marketing people #1 thru 9 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Then the sales people #1-6, the bookkeeping #1-23 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is like some dirty street theater with monkeys |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Monkeys who keep demanding more bananas... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | (Gitman) My Len, I could not stop this. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | All you do is send stupid email reminders to high command. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | (Gitman) My Len, I also demand status reports |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuk those status reports! Think I read them? No. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I torment staff by asking them |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | what they did each day every day |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | it drives them buggers. Repeating redundant info again |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It's a mind fuck, like a sick ride |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | you should see their faces of anger when they have to repeat it all... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | over and over and over and over, each day to me. I play dumb. Tell them they never told me. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They are doing this to me, ungrateful monkeys. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now WPR is imploding and my money is in jeopardy. How can I buy a new boat? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I may have to actually lease a SMART car |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Me. In a SMART car...you know how tall I am? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My knees will be under my chin... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Then that Corwin guy.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Who does he think he is? He doesnt realize we dont care about the WPR legal work! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's a ruse. We just want retainers? Churn and burn....baby! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He just talks about law all the time... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With that know it all Lohr guy...his sidekick. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They actually care about the dealer! Unreal! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | (Faye) Retainers will come soon. Don't fret. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Corwin...Lohr...those two... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I thought they were part of my team, my act of deception... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Guess not. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Corwin said 'sayonara' to Blatt... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Soon, there will be no one left here to see the new granite installed... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or the new plastic plants that I picked up... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck them all. Ungrateful peasants. |
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