| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are here to brief you on problems in the Department |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Every Area is below priorities |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from Border to Northern Division |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Morale is plummeting and public sentiment is at an all time low. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There are mass retirements here and here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tell employees to wear masks. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 8 hour shifts should help. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Commissioner... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I think... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I think you have lost touch with the road... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...and forgotten to support the troops. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who agrees, leave the roo |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Son of a motherless goat! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I kept them trained during COVID! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Vershitzy! And I simultaneously cancelled all training! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | "Don't gather in a room, but don't be deficient." |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That was my message! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And why is the MDR on the rise?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What are the troops doing out there? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What happened to enforcement? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | PTI crushed it, then COVID and understaffing! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Tell the remaining troops to do more with less! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Commissioner, we've done that for 30 years! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And we'll keep doing it how we always have! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 92 years! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Kowtowing to Sacramento.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Kissing the ass of DGS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This has worked for all of our history! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We wear the same wool uniforms... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...as the very first patrolman! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is there a fabric stronger... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ...or easier to clean than our beloved wool? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Sheep don't look militaristic! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | People want to hug sheep and kiss their noses! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And squeeze that woolly coat! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But I digress... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Let's talk about work shifts! But not the infernal 12s! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It was the CAHP who screwed that up with CalHR, not me! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even though 12s would help priorities... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...8s have worked for 92 years! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 24 divides evenly by 8! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | When staffing improves, you can work 10s. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I see that 12s work every Tac Alert. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Priorities are met and freeways are saturated. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 24 divides by 12... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But what can I do? Nothing will help. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So I'll keep denying wash and wear, modular helmets, and promotions. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That helped morale in the past. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Guess I'll make the same choices as Warren. |
