00:00 - 00:03We are here to brief you on problems in the Department
00:04 - 00:05Every Area is below priorities
00:05 - 00:07from Border to Northern Division
00:08 - 00:12Morale is plummeting and public sentiment is at an all time low.
00:12 - 00:15There are mass retirements here and here.
00:17 - 00:19Tell employees to wear masks.
00:19 - 00:218 hour shifts should help.
00:24 - 00:26Commissioner...
00:27 - 00:28I think...
00:31 - 00:33I think you have lost touch with the road...
00:34 - 00:36...and forgotten to support the troops.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who agrees, leave the roo
01:13 - 01:15Son of a motherless goat!
01:15 - 01:17I kept them trained during COVID!
01:18 - 01:23Vershitzy! And I simultaneously cancelled all training!
01:25 - 01:28"Don't gather in a room, but don't be deficient."
01:29 - 01:31That was my message!
01:31 - 01:34And why is the MDR on the rise?!
01:34 - 01:37What are the troops doing out there?
01:37 - 01:40What happened to enforcement?
01:40 - 01:42PTI crushed it, then COVID and understaffing!
01:42 - 01:46Tell the remaining troops to do more with less!
01:46 - 01:48Commissioner, we've done that for 30 years!
01:48 - 01:52And we'll keep doing it how we always have!
01:53 - 01:5492 years!
01:56 - 01:57Kowtowing to Sacramento..
01:57 - 02:00Kissing the ass of DGS
02:00 - 02:03This has worked for all of our history!
02:04 - 02:08We wear the same wool uniforms...
02:08 - 02:13...as the very first patrolman!
02:14 - 02:16Is there a fabric stronger...
02:17 - 02:21...or easier to clean than our beloved wool?
02:27 - 02:29Sheep don't look militaristic!
02:30 - 02:34People want to hug sheep and kiss their noses!
02:34 - 02:36And squeeze that woolly coat!
02:41 - 02:42But I digress...
02:43 - 02:47Let's talk about work shifts! But not the infernal 12s!
02:48 - 02:53It was the CAHP who screwed that up with CalHR, not me!
02:54 - 02:56Even though 12s would help priorities...
02:56 - 02:59...8s have worked for 92 years!
03:00 - 03:0224 divides evenly by 8!
03:04 - 03:07When staffing improves, you can work 10s.
03:14 - 03:16I see that 12s work every Tac Alert.
03:19 - 03:23Priorities are met and freeways are saturated.
03:25 - 03:2624 divides by 12...
03:31 - 03:33But what can I do? Nothing will help.
03:40 - 03:46So I'll keep denying wash and wear, modular helmets, and promotions.
03:46 - 03:49That helped morale in the past.
03:53 - 03:56Guess I'll make the same choices as Warren.