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256 vs 253 in void
A reflection on the recent void war between 256 and 253 which didn't quite go as expected

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00:00 - 00:05So void war starts and 253 are all "LOL, 256 FARMERS WILL BURN"
00:05 - 00:07"LET'S GO ZERO THEM ALL!"
00:07 - 00:10But over in 256 we have other ideas,
00:11 - 00:16our big alliances decided to work together for once.
00:17 - 00:21253 ended up getting their asses kicked.
00:21 - 00:24It's true.
00:29 - 00:31So true.
00:31 - 00:34One of their big C34 cities ended up zeroed by LUV.
00:38 - 00:40So true.
00:41 - 00:47And Paolo spent all void war determined to chase Thorr113 around like a man possessed.
00:47 - 00:50But every time he got close...
00:50 - 00:56...she would teleport away again and burn another city.
00:58 - 00:59It was so funny.
00:59 - 01:01He just got angrier and angrier.
01:04 - 01:06100% rage on 253 nation chat.
01:06 - 01:08And it just kept happening.
01:13 - 01:14It's true.
01:14 - 01:16Total definition of insanity.
01:16 - 01:20Thinking "I'll get her next time!"
01:21 - 01:27Then using teleports and attacking thin air as Thorr113 vanishes again
01:35 - 01:36So anyway, over in 253,
01:36 - 01:39TAL, LUV, and NMC are having fun.
01:41 - 01:44While trolling in the 253 nation chat we were serious in game
01:44 - 01:47Everything was being attacked.
01:47 - 01:49And the points kept coming.
01:50 - 01:53Just looting and burning everything.
01:54 - 01:56It was so funny.
01:56 - 01:58While they chased Thorr113 around
01:58 - 02:02we just took everything, hundreds of millions in loot.
02:05 - 02:07You know?
02:10 - 02:11So we
02:11 - 02:13We
02:15 - 02:17We ended up doing this all void
02:17 - 02:20Took in more resources from their farmers than we could spend
02:21 - 02:28After it ended we realized "we have too much resources and won't need to do any farming now for months!"
02:29 - 02:30It's poetic justice!
02:30 - 02:32I know, right?
02:36 - 02:39I haven't been able to spend it all!
02:40 - 02:42My farmers are on vacation still...
02:50 - 02:55Never had this much fun in a single game day before
02:56 - 02:58So how was Paolo taking this?
02:58 - 03:04Oh he was totally pissed, screaming for targets in 253 nation chat but most just bubbled and logged off.
03:04 - 03:09Probably sat enjoying their lunches and thinking
03:09 - 03:11"Well, it isn't so bad to be honest..."
03:16 - 03:20"...I can always gather more resources tomorrow"
03:23 - 03:26More of that poetic justice you mentioned,
03:31 - 03:36calling 256 a nation of farmers, while being a huge nation of farmers themselves.