00:00 - 00:03Our motorcycle group is getting ready for a ride
00:04 - 00:05We'll start in the city
00:05 - 00:07And then take back roads out from there
00:08 - 00:12Overall we're expecting nice weather
00:12 - 00:15And a pleasant ride for everyone
00:17 - 00:19What about the logging trails?
00:19 - 00:21Those are always fun to hit
00:24 - 00:26Mein Führer
00:27 - 00:28The boys
00:31 - 00:33The boys thought cruisers looked cooler
00:34 - 00:36With their chrome pipes and drag bars
00:53 - 00:58If you have your gear, helmet, and bike ready, go and get them warmed up outside
01:13 - 01:15Those fat hogs are useless!
01:15 - 01:17Heavy and low to the ground and useless!
01:18 - 01:23You can't even hit some washboard without bottoming out!
01:25 - 01:28And don't get me started on the loud pipes
01:29 - 01:31They say it's safer that way
01:31 - 01:34But we know it's just so they can look cool
01:34 - 01:37To the other guys with torn wife beaters
01:37 - 01:40Who can't hear anyway because they're deaf
01:40 - 01:42But the Harley dealer told me I'd make new friends
01:42 - 01:46He tried to sell you a half helmet saying you'd look cooler!
01:46 - 01:48But he said the wind in my face
01:48 - 01:52And he said the women would think you're sexy
01:53 - 01:54But look at us!
01:56 - 01:57Nothing but a sausage fest
01:57 - 02:00And the only ones who pay attention to your bike
02:00 - 02:03Are middle aged men in leather
02:04 - 02:08Nobody gives a shit about this pig of a dual sport bike
02:08 - 02:13But what you'll be missing, and wish you could have more than anything
02:14 - 02:16Is the freedom to go wherever on or off road
02:17 - 02:21Instead of jerking off in rainy weather watching Easy Rider instead of riding!
02:27 - 02:29They might not look cool
02:30 - 02:34Or be as fast and loud
02:34 - 02:36But they'll do anything
02:41 - 02:42One time
02:43 - 02:47I fixed it with a hammer and some duct tape on the side of the trail
02:48 - 02:53And I kept on going because the trail was fun
02:54 - 02:56Even if you drop it
02:56 - 02:59It doesn't matter because they're meant to be used hard
03:00 - 03:02No bullshit chrome to scratch!
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, you can still get a KLR
03:14 - 03:16Even though you're wrong
03:19 - 03:23At least you're getting a motorcycle
03:25 - 03:26That's good
03:31 - 03:33The road is waiting
03:40 - 03:46At least we know you're not getting a chopper or a spyder
03:46 - 03:49Or a vespa
03:53 - 03:56We can still ride on the pavement