00:00 - 00:03 | Our motorcycle group is getting ready for a ride |
00:04 - 00:05 | We'll start in the city |
00:05 - 00:07 | And then take back roads out from there |
00:08 - 00:12 | Overall we're expecting nice weather |
00:12 - 00:15 | And a pleasant ride for everyone |
00:17 - 00:19 | What about the logging trails? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Those are always fun to hit |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
00:27 - 00:28 | The boys |
00:31 - 00:33 | The boys thought cruisers looked cooler |
00:34 - 00:36 | With their chrome pipes and drag bars |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you have your gear, helmet, and bike ready, go and get them warmed up outside |
01:13 - 01:15 | Those fat hogs are useless! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Heavy and low to the ground and useless! |
01:18 - 01:23 | You can't even hit some washboard without bottoming out! |
01:25 - 01:28 | And don't get me started on the loud pipes |
01:29 - 01:31 | They say it's safer that way |
01:31 - 01:34 | But we know it's just so they can look cool |
01:34 - 01:37 | To the other guys with torn wife beaters |
01:37 - 01:40 | Who can't hear anyway because they're deaf |
01:40 - 01:42 | But the Harley dealer told me I'd make new friends |
01:42 - 01:46 | He tried to sell you a half helmet saying you'd look cooler! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But he said the wind in my face |
01:48 - 01:52 | And he said the women would think you're sexy |
01:53 - 01:54 | But look at us! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Nothing but a sausage fest |
01:57 - 02:00 | And the only ones who pay attention to your bike |
02:00 - 02:03 | Are middle aged men in leather |
02:04 - 02:08 | Nobody gives a shit about this pig of a dual sport bike |
02:08 - 02:13 | But what you'll be missing, and wish you could have more than anything |
02:14 - 02:16 | Is the freedom to go wherever on or off road |
02:17 - 02:21 | Instead of jerking off in rainy weather watching Easy Rider instead of riding! |
02:27 - 02:29 | They might not look cool |
02:30 - 02:34 | Or be as fast and loud |
02:34 - 02:36 | But they'll do anything |
02:41 - 02:42 | One time |
02:43 - 02:47 | I fixed it with a hammer and some duct tape on the side of the trail |
02:48 - 02:53 | And I kept on going because the trail was fun |
02:54 - 02:56 | Even if you drop it |
02:56 - 02:59 | It doesn't matter because they're meant to be used hard |
03:00 - 03:02 | No bullshit chrome to scratch! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, you can still get a KLR |
03:14 - 03:16 | Even though you're wrong |
03:19 - 03:23 | At least you're getting a motorcycle |
03:25 - 03:26 | That's good |
03:31 - 03:33 | The road is waiting |
03:40 - 03:46 | At least we know you're not getting a chopper or a spyder |
03:46 - 03:49 | Or a vespa |
03:53 - 03:56 | We can still ride on the pavement |