| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our motorcycle group is getting ready for a ride |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll start in the city |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And then take back roads out from there |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Overall we're expecting nice weather |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And a pleasant ride for everyone |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the logging trails? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Those are always fun to hit |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The boys |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The boys thought cruisers looked cooler |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | With their chrome pipes and drag bars |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have your gear, helmet, and bike ready, go and get them warmed up outside |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those fat hogs are useless! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Heavy and low to the ground and useless! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You can't even hit some washboard without bottoming out! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And don't get me started on the loud pipes |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They say it's safer that way |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But we know it's just so they can look cool |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | To the other guys with torn wife beaters |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Who can't hear anyway because they're deaf |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the Harley dealer told me I'd make new friends |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He tried to sell you a half helmet saying you'd look cooler! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he said the wind in my face |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And he said the women would think you're sexy |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But look at us! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Nothing but a sausage fest |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And the only ones who pay attention to your bike |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Are middle aged men in leather |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Nobody gives a shit about this pig of a dual sport bike |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But what you'll be missing, and wish you could have more than anything |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is the freedom to go wherever on or off road |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Instead of jerking off in rainy weather watching Easy Rider instead of riding! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They might not look cool |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Or be as fast and loud |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But they'll do anything |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | One time |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I fixed it with a hammer and some duct tape on the side of the trail |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I kept on going because the trail was fun |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even if you drop it |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It doesn't matter because they're meant to be used hard |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No bullshit chrome to scratch! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, you can still get a KLR |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Even though you're wrong |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least you're getting a motorcycle |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That's good |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The road is waiting |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least we know you're not getting a chopper or a spyder |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or a vespa |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We can still ride on the pavement |
