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Toronto Bar Owner Reacts to Patios Being Closed
Written by Nick Beaton (@Nick_Beaton on twitter) Patio's in Toronto were open for two weeks before abruptly being shut down again. Bar owners, are naturally, very angry.

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00:00 - 00:03Our West and East end locations have suffered heavy losses.
00:04 - 00:05We need to make up the revenue,
00:05 - 00:07or we will not be able to survive the winter.
00:08 - 00:12We will be forced to close the doors,
00:12 - 00:15at one, or both locations.
00:17 - 00:19Patios can open again. With heat
00:19 - 00:21lamps and a roof for basic protection from rain, people will come.
00:24 - 00:26Sir.
00:27 - 00:28Doug Ford...
00:31 - 00:33Doug Ford has closed patios again.
00:34 - 00:36His incoherent press conference just aired.
00:53 - 00:58We already tapped the God. Damn. Kegs.
01:13 - 01:15Amber cut up four cases of limes!
01:15 - 01:17We have a produce order coming tomorrow!
01:18 - 01:23I spent five hours yesterday afternoon writing the schedule for the whole cocksucking month!
01:25 - 01:28Is this a fucking joke to him? Huh?
01:29 - 01:31He's fucking with us right? Deliberately.
01:31 - 01:34Well he can suck my dick! City Hall can SUCK MY DICK!
01:34 - 01:37Or how about we cut the bullshit.
01:37 - 01:40Have a real lock down! Close everything. Even schools!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, schools don't seem to have outbreaks-
01:42 - 01:46How do we even know? Weren't we told the danger was in asymptomatic transmission?!
01:46 - 01:48But Sir, parents need to go to work-
01:48 - 01:52Oh? And I don't? You don't? Who the fuck doesn't!?
01:53 - 01:54There has got to be a better way.
01:56 - 01:57I got it. Fill the whole city with cement.
01:57 - 02:00Right to the top of the CN tower. Admit we don't have what it takes.
02:00 - 02:03That we aren't even as good as God damn Florida.
02:04 - 02:08A state with colleges that have degrees in beer pong and rim jobs!
02:08 - 02:13A place where they elected Ron DeSantis and Matt Gaetz.
02:14 - 02:16A state that has both Jacksonville, and Miami.
02:17 - 02:21And it's not like we don't know what to do.
02:27 - 02:29We've seen it done.
02:30 - 02:34Find the hotspots. And vaccinate the people in them. The people we've said are essential.
02:34 - 02:36The 64 year old woman in the suburbs can wait.
02:41 - 02:42The 32 year old essential worker can't.
02:43 - 02:47The one who's warehouse keeps having outbreaks.
02:48 - 02:53Because unlike the 64 year old in Timmins,
02:54 - 02:56he has kids in fucking school.
02:56 - 02:59Spreading it asymptomatically by touching everything and then putting their hands in their mouths!
03:00 - 03:02It's fucking disgusting!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay. You did a good job cutting the limes.
03:14 - 03:16Track and trace.
03:19 - 03:23Sure it's not easy, but it's their fucking job.
03:25 - 03:26...Job...
03:31 - 03:33...remember those?
03:40 - 03:46I could track and trace the shit I flushed this morning with greater accuracy.
03:46 - 03:49And I'd do it with a smile on my face.
03:53 - 03:56We tapped the fucking kegs.