| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our West and East end locations have suffered heavy losses. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We need to make up the revenue, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | or we will not be able to survive the winter. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will be forced to close the doors, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | at one, or both locations. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Patios can open again. With heat |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | lamps and a roof for basic protection from rain, people will come. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Doug Ford... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Doug Ford has closed patios again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | His incoherent press conference just aired. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | We already tapped the God. Damn. Kegs. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Amber cut up four cases of limes! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We have a produce order coming tomorrow! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I spent five hours yesterday afternoon writing the schedule for the whole cocksucking month! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Is this a fucking joke to him? Huh? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's fucking with us right? Deliberately. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Well he can suck my dick! City Hall can SUCK MY DICK! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Or how about we cut the bullshit. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Have a real lock down! Close everything. Even schools! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, schools don't seem to have outbreaks- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How do we even know? Weren't we told the danger was in asymptomatic transmission?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sir, parents need to go to work- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh? And I don't? You don't? Who the fuck doesn't!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There has got to be a better way. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I got it. Fill the whole city with cement. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Right to the top of the CN tower. Admit we don't have what it takes. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That we aren't even as good as God damn Florida. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | A state with colleges that have degrees in beer pong and rim jobs! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A place where they elected Ron DeSantis and Matt Gaetz. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A state that has both Jacksonville, and Miami. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And it's not like we don't know what to do. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We've seen it done. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Find the hotspots. And vaccinate the people in them. The people we've said are essential. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The 64 year old woman in the suburbs can wait. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The 32 year old essential worker can't. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The one who's warehouse keeps having outbreaks. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Because unlike the 64 year old in Timmins, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | he has kids in fucking school. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Spreading it asymptomatically by touching everything and then putting their hands in their mouths! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's fucking disgusting! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. You did a good job cutting the limes. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Track and trace. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Sure it's not easy, but it's their fucking job. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...Job... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...remember those? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I could track and trace the shit I flushed this morning with greater accuracy. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I'd do it with a smile on my face. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We tapped the fucking kegs. |
