| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're considering another contract extension |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | for Kirk Ferentz, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Lisa Bluder, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and Tom Brands after such great seasons, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we feel it is well deserved and warranted. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fine, just hold off on Fran |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | until after next season. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, Gary Barta... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | has... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Already given him the extension |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | good until 2028. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Boosters, assistants, and managers leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why the f*ck would we extend him? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why in the f*cking hell would we extend him? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | After crapping the bed again and again |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | with a round of 32 exit. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Only beating an online university |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and then getting teabagged by a team that |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | had not played in over two weeks. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And our guards getting outscored 63-0. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, they were underseeded and rested. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We were the #2 seed and supposed to win. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, our guys were injured |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't give me that bullsh*t |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Grow a pair! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The only injury our guys had was |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to their necks from looking up so much |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | at the Oregon players dunking. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And whenever they did not dunk, they |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | were nailing three after three in our faces. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And all we had was Garza. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | An unathletic center who can't defend at all. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Our only other options were |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | a guy who disappears on big games, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | a PG whose only skill is being fast, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and don't get me started on |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the f*cking coaches kids who play entirely too much. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A PG who can't hit the side of the Great Wall of China |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and a SG more concerned |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with where he leaves his pair of shoes or swag bags being |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | handed at the tournament. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, go Hoks. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | On top of that, I listened to some idiot |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and packed clothes for 29 days. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | well, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | at least we return |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | a solid core next year with Weiskamp |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and Frederick coming back for sure. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Otherwise we would be f*cked. |
