| 00:00 - 00:03 | The garage says the R1 will be repaired by Thursday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will load it in the caddy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And head up to the ACU test centre |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The next day you can enter round 2 free practice |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And if you insist, we can see the seller on return |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Go round his first, that nail |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | of a bike doesn't even fire on all 4 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Commissioner |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner/Intel say bike was fine when you bought it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And you infact lowsided in the carpark |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone even the slightest inclined to believe this nonsense, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT BIKE IS A SHED |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 10 grand on a bike that doesn't even start |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And those pricks are questioning my riding abilities |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Bloody Carole hasn't even won in Novice yet |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Lowsided eh? I was sold a nail |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The tyres weren't even scrubbed in |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Plus 2 months in storage andnd the pressures had dropped |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Lower than a depressed limbo dancer bell |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | TDA recommended pressures of 28F 24R |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He said the pressures were correct |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Commissioner did you also give it 2 clicks.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It should have bloody came with 2 clicks! I give up |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its a 10k shed |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The clocks misted up in storage |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A small bit of fuel has gone stale since january |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So I was clearly ripped off yet they all think it's my fault |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have a 3k bill coming so the missus can kiss goodbye to her holiday |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | 9 months of lockdown and all I wanted was a nice toy ready |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I had everything riding on this R1 for 2021 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And look at my luck, I've no bike and my cover blown before the season has started |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Make a post on the group |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Ask them how an R1 can become a 2 cylinder shit horse from my moment |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Of heavy fistedness |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My cover is blown |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't even believe my own alibi anymore |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But I honestly thought the traction control would step in when I sent it in 1st |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | 200bhp, that bike is out of control |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At least with the CB500 I could safely pin it in 1st |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now I'm skint and I can't even ride the thing |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He may come around when you show him the Virgin offers |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think my riding days are over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Anyone else riding a Yamaha |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | R1 riders must sell up |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Rick your pitbitch services are not required |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't expect to hear this mentioned by any on of you again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Its embaressing enough as it is |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I should have bought another CB |
