| 00:00 - 00:03 | BRP has released the new 2022 sleds |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The demo ride is this weekend |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | on Boulder Mountain. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With any luck we can intercept |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | on the way into Turtle |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent, ready my Sidewinder |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | all it needs is to be fueled up |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner was at the dealer today fuhrer |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Primary rollers are out of stock |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who rides a Doo or Polaris get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Motherfuckers!!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fucking Yamaha! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They haven't got ahold of this bushing problem yet? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Its been 5 god damn years. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Your Enticer is fine |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Put in my spare bushings |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We must ride and show those fools |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | that the MTX is a premium machine |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we have no more bushings |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well find some for fucks sakes |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We've exhausted our search |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then build some if you have to |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Oilite |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I give a fuck |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | they only have to last 150km |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | enough for me to Donkey Stomp a Doo one more time |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The merger with Arctic Cat has been the death of Yamaha |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Those cheap bastards have made our engineers stupid |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Our clutches were always the best |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | My boosted Apex has 10,000km! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Vespel, Duralon... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The reps have been lying to me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They all fail too soon |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Its ridiculous |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I hide around the hill and change them daily |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | So my friends don't see my pain |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I dont know how much longer I can go on like this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And even after buying how many sets from them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I still dont get a deal. $46 a piece? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its only the Sidewinder that has troubles |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need to show people |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | that the MTX should never |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | have been dropped. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Do what you have to do |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And get me one last set of rollers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | so the mountains can hear the glorious 998 turbo |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | one last time |
