| 00:00 - 00:03 | The goblins have grappled you and are dragging you around |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | Elester is here, Feng there and Minerva 15 ft. next to him |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The goblins attempt to throw you into the blazing-hot oven |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | and I must roll 19 or 20 to succeed on that. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | No problem, your roll looks like a natural 1, which means they fail. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fivo... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | this d20... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jason's d20 is custom-made |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That symbol is actually a 20. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following will stay here: Andreas, Jason, Jerry and Minoas. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A NATURAL 20! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ANOTHER FUCKING NATURAL 20!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's like you keep doing orgies with black people! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You always roll so high... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now my character is fucked |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | thrown into the fucking oven! |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | How did those goblins even grapple me? Do they have FUCKING Improved Grapple!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fivo, calm down, they used aid ano- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | TO HELL WITH THEIR AID ANOTHER! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fivo, you can't complain over a good roll! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's sounds really good coming of you, Minoa! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU ALWAYS ROLL 18+! |
| 01:56 - 02:00 | Like the content of my character's suffering every time I roll |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I haven't seen a roll above 5 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | the last 3 fucking weeks |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and the one time I was about to roll a natural 20 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | it flipped back to fucking 2! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm sick and tired of getting fucked because of this shit luck! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I even tried buying new dice... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I really believed, I believed they would roll better! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but no fucking luck! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Natural 1... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Natural FUCK ME IN THE ASS is more like what I keep rolling since the start of this campaign! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And while Jason keeps fucking me, you stand back and watch |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | of course, why would you bother to help? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Tell me why would you even bother to help!? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | After I die, there's more loot for you, after all! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Calm down Lydia, he meant Jerry... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | One hope is all that remains now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | From now on, I'll be using an online dice roller. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And who knows... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | it is my last resort. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And if you laugh at my rolls again, my dear GM Jason, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I am going to shove a dildo up your ass. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Your mom liked it last night. |
