| 00:00 - 00:03 | As Dan Hooker circled to his right |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Chandler stepped in quickly |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | caught him on the chin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Hooker got layed out and turtled. Chandler followed up with heavy ground strikes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Earning him the victory in the first round by knockout |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How did McGregor do? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I put a lot of money on him |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Conor |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Conor got knocked out in the second round |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Dustin Poirier won the fight |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who illegally streamed the fight, please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fucking fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This was an easy KO victory for Conor! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A rematch with Poirier. How did Dana White possibly think this was a good matchup? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Conor is losing his mojo |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Mystic Mac my Ass! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How can you claim to win in 60 seconds and then get knocked out |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | By Dustin Pea-head Poirier! His standup is amateur at best |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I could personally probably knock Poirier's ass out cold! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Leader, Poirier has improved significantly since their first matchup |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | PEA-HEAD POIRIER? Have you gone completely insane? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, Poirier's mental game improved too |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | His mental game? What the hell, are you his therapist? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Where's Dana? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That fat bald red bitch |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he better have some answers for me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Letting Conor step in the cage and get KO'd is a disgrace |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Conor McGregor is done. His fight career is nonexistent now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Go back to hawking your awful Irish whiskey and punching old fucking cunts in a bar |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | God knows I need to punch an old cunt right now |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Dana White is going to pay for this or I'm exclusively watching Bellator! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I still can't believe this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I loved Conor McGregor, he is my favorite fighter to watch |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How can you just get KO'd like that |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Oh well |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm going to have to call Dana White sort this out. I'm questioning whether he can even make a decent matchup anymore |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Dana White, why didn't you pay to fix this fight for Conor? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | His degenerate gambling ass |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe step away from the Blackjack table every once in awhile |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You'll see that your empire is crumbling! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, the UFC is going to be around forever |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Please call my bank |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Let them know I need to make a sizeable withdrawal |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That bet |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I hope he is ok |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Getting viciously KO'd in front of millions is an awful ordeal |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hope it doesn't do any permanent damage |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm done |
