| 00:00 - 00:03 | Boris is expected to announce a lockdown of England |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | James you will be furloughed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Travel to Wales will be banned. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You won't be able to see meg for three months |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we expect the poilice to be watching people cross the two bridges to wales |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is excellent news |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will use this spare time to be a Uber eats driver |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chris: James |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your finance... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Max: Your finance plan miles will be exceeded |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you'll be charged 3p a mile and lose money |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't have a polo on finance leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | how the fuck has this happened |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those German Finance bastards |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do they not understand that 80% furlough is not enough? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I knew seeing Meg in wales was racking up the miles |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Its catch 22 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Don't deliver delicous takeaways and lose money |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Or deliever them and be charged milage anyway |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I knew driving to gatwick was a joke |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Alex: James the polo is an amazing car its worth it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | you crashed yours into a fucking bush |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Alex: But I was given a pizza when I bought mine |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't even like Pizza they make me sick |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I was suppose to be making money |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Become the best uber eats driver in weston |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Delivering food in my 19 plate polo |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I knew I should have read the terms and conditions |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Next you'll tell me I need business insurance |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | as if I can afford that on my furlough pay |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they've got me by the balls! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have bought a BMW like Max and Chris |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm sorry |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm just jealous of Max and Chris |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They can drive anywhere for free |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My car is like a tesco mobile joke |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | pay as you go |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm so glad I left them at gatwick now |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I drove all that way |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | when they knew it was racking my milage up |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | it was costing me milage on my finance plan |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Max: its ok Chris, BMW drivers get all the girls |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll leave meg |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | been toying with it for years, and now |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | will get the milage down |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Dog, go through my bank statemetns |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Can I afford a sups gym membership? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I need to get my best friend back |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | before Max hangs out his ass rent free |
