| 00:00 - 00:03 | Double game week, 13 points from Alisson |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 10 points from Shaw |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 9 points from Maguire |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 8 points from Cancelo |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Ndombele got 9 on the bench but these things happen |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You know I don't care anymore |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell me, what cash offers have we got for Salah? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Umm Wilson... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Salah hasn't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wilson, Salah hasn't scored for 6 games |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Liverpool have been utter shite for weeks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who's ever chundered in the Raz toilets please leave, the rest of you virgins stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean no fucking offers?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He's the top scorer in the fucking league! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's a 30 goal a season player in the fucking midfield for fucks sake! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He won Liverpool the league and no fucking offers?!?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It was actually Van Dijk that won it for them |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You're trying to tell me no one wants goals?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He'd make any one of those wankers teams title contenders |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That's not even counting his assists |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Liverpool have scored once in the last 5 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What the fuck is Jurgen doing?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Without Van Dijk the team is in shambles |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck Van Dijk, do you not realise I need to sell this prick?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm not paying Callum 20 quid |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How's this draft gone so shit?! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Second from last?! I should be fucking dominating |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Look at the team I drafted, just look at it! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Salah, Aguero, Jesus, Alli, Wilson, Allison, Leno, Bellerin, Maguire |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Look at those fucking names. On paper that's the best team in the fucking league |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But no... Aguero and Jesus made of bloody glass |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Alli falling out with Mourinho, Maguire nutting some Greek twat, Arsenal being wank |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Look at the top two.. Both teams are crap |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Sam propped up by Son and Fernandes and then Callum... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All he's got is Grealish and that Tory |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am not fucking paying them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am not fucking paying |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We are going to sell this team for at least 25 quid and I'm walking away |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm even losing to John bloody Boddington |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm only beating Dave for gods sake |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Dave?! He doesn't even understand the offside rule |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Nobody really understands offside with VAR these days |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This was meant to be my lockdown escape |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Do you know how hard it is to teach scousers English over zoom |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | To kill a mockingbird more like to fucking kill myself |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And then the Steelers getting knocked out by the Browns |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Please you don't understand, we have to sell Salah |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | because I am not losing to Elliot again |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | not that stupid fucking grin |
