| 00:00 - 00:04 | ...and since you PCS'd, the Band of Mid-America |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | based here, at Scott AFB IL, just across the river from St Louis |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | has, as predicted by senior staff, cancelled many of the policies you implemented, |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | and now it appears that BOMA is reverting back to its former "happy" self |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Simply not possible... |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | I crushed all opposition. |
| 00:24 - 00:27 | Major... |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Mandatory... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Mandatory wear of your loading crew uniforms has ended |
| 00:34 - 00:40 | Also affected - Staff Mtgs, PT, and sunglasses |
| 00:53 - 01:02 | Kelley and Smith stay - also Keitel (Larson), Yodel (Sheaffer), Crepes (Kenemore) and Poteaux (Wise) |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You have FAILED!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To me and to Cooper, you have FAILED!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | In my most glorious ARMY we did not ALLOW such runaway high morale!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Lt - smirk again and your career is over. TRY me... |
| 01:28 - 01:29 | Sniffle... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My cherished LOADING CREW uniforms - |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | To them I delegated oodles of $$! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And no matter the cost, even though it escalated each Staff Meeting |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | they were IMPORTANT to ME!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Major, perhaps that is not justification to spend... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We must resemble SCHOOL children, and my WILL must PREVAIL!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Major, those uniforms took FUNDS away from TOURING! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those fools think they could actually join the AF to play MUSIC???! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | If only COOPER had not retired!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Together, we allowed no insurrection |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | NO matter the cost to morale!!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Staff Mtgs kept senior staff morale LOW... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And the AFI on wear of sunglasses is by no means sufficient, I just KNOW this! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I even offered them group PT as FORCED FUN |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | And REMEDIAL PT to those not smart enough to VALUE their careers |
| 02:17 - 02:27 | I took it upon myself to get in their business, from the moment I set foot there - BY STALIN!!!. |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | What if they no longer are required to leap to attention, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | when their EXALTED COMMANDER enters the room? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They must at least PRETEND respect!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Utter CHAOS... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | INNOCUOUS MATERIAL Copper and I deemed inappropriate may soon AGAIN be DISPLAYED!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And the DOCTOR will feel free to offer SUGGESTIONS to the head of PA again. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should never have slacked on the uniform inspections |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I ordered LOR after LOR to no avai!!! |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | Inform Kodlick IMMEDIATELY of this DIRE SITUATION!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:10 | Don't fret so - Lord Kodlick promised no more cuts for us |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I sense a sabbatical is in order... |
| 03:19 - 03:25 | perhaps, somewhere away from all this, maybe celebrate a... |
| 03:25 - 03:31 | holiday of the Jews, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | while denying the same to the band. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Morale may suffer, but Col Thomas will understand. |
| 03:46 - 03:51 | Because sometimes, you must do something for yourself. |
| 03:53 - 04:00 | Buddy Rich forgive me for my abject failure
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