| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've got everything for your birthday breakfast. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The food is being imported from Western Australia. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They've came from the Coles Supermarkets. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The cargo has took off 20 minutes ago |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it should arrive on the night before your birthday. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thank you for preparing this. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I hope you didn't forget about the eggs. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The eggs... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The cargo has been intercepted by HowToBasic. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He stole all the eggs. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is subscribed to HowToBasic, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those were our eggs! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How dare anyone steal our precious eggs? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I bet HowToBasic makes money off wasted food! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That's just great! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Eggs are my favorite part of breakfast! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why didn't the SS... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | approach him and shoot bullets up his ass |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | so my eggs aren't stolen? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, I'm subscribed to HowToBasic! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then why didn't you get your ass out of the room? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, he inspired me to smash eggs and stuff! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Your statement has made me more angry! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Millions are starving! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If people like him didn't exist, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the poor wouldn't starve to death |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and have my eggs crushed! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This man is a disgrace to agriculture and the poor ones! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HowToBasic is insane when it comes to food! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He's going to make another video off my eggs. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He'd win an egg crushing contest against Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Eggs were my favorite part breakfast since I was five. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Then this guy was born to crush eggs. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He had the balls to steal mines. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How will I eat my breakfast without eggs? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I want to find who he is so I can execute him. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This man is a mystery. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's lucky he never shown his face. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He'd be drowning in his own blood! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he'll never find HowToBasic. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've become a victim of theft by HowToBasic. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All my precious eggs for my birthday |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | are gone. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My birthday is ruined. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hope one day, I'll find out where he lives and put a cap in his head |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | so many eggs will be saved. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Come back later so I can plan this. |
