| 00:00 - 00:03 | It appears that Malc Burton is holding one of his balls again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He was going to hold it in Berlin, as per your request |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...and looked around here for a suitable venue |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But our sources tell us, he has decided to run it somewhere else |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Saying he wanted it to be as close to the original venue as possible |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So, not Berlin? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Then obviously Hamburg! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He is holding the Windmill Reunion gig in Rotherham |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | at Rotherham Trades Club on 22nd August. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not really into Northern Soul and Motown... get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are those guys thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Running a Windmill Reunion on my bloody wedding anniversary! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The one occasion I'd promised the Missus a 'hot weekend' in Paris! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | She'll be devastated if I don't take her! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | FFS... How Can I Tell Her? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | She'll have my balls for earrings if I don't take her to France |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is why I told Malc Burton to hold it in Germany |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Northern bloody Soul is massive here nowadays |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we can't expect Burton to do what we want |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Can't expect Burton to do what we want, I'm the bloody Fuhrer! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, these guys have been doing this stuff for years! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I know they have, thats why I wanted the original DJ's over here |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It would have been an earner! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You all said we could do this... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...and it's not just that I'm missing out on a few quid |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I actually like the bloody music. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Old Bill Payne with his Twisted Wheel and Motown memories |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Sean Hampsey with his Modern monsters and super smooth crossover |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Burton, hitting em hard with magic sounds from the Torch to Cleggy |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That would have been bloody brilliant, just what I needed on a Friday night |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | After a hard week at the office with you lot. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Bloody love me Soul Music. Gets me right here it does! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Come on you stompers, let's have ya! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this putting nights on everywhere without checking with me first! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Well the Missus will just have to put up with Rotherham this time... instead of bloody Paris |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Get her sat in the corner with half a lager... and she'll be sound! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She might even get up off her arse and have a dance for a change! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Eva. They'll play you that Dena Barnes... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wanted an authentic 'Northern Soul Club'.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...to hold its significant Anniversary here |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But no |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We are going... to Rotherham |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And in memory of Windmill DJ, Andy Newbold. This is going to be a very special night, make no mistake. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Just book us a comfy room at the Brentwood |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm not missing this for any bugger! |
