| 00:00 - 00:03 | we have broken through france |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and the invasion of england |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | is well under way |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we just need to secure lithuania |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so we dont get invaded from behind |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | no worry |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | george has it covered |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mein fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | george is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | losing to lithuania and they are pushing into germany |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | george is being a complete retard |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone who had a part in this catastrophe,stay in this room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | you fucking retard |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | i can not fight a war on two fronts |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | this was your fucking responsiblity |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | you said that this was going to be easy |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and it is easy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | your just a braindead mongoloid |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | i could send one german over there |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and crush lithuania like an ant |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | luke, im not sure whats happening |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | your fucking comatose is whats happening |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | luke,its memel i cant take the city |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | my crippled cousin could take memel |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | its a catastophe |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | now i have to retreat into scotland |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and give up france to the italians |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and the god damn Lithuanians are in my country |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | all my hard work gone down the fucking drain |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | because you couldn't draw a frontline |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | along the fucking border |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and you cant even kill the divisions that have not eaten food in 2 years |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | i sent one division to lithuania |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and it killed more lithuanians than you did in 2 years |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i have never seen such brain deficiency |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | i blitzed through |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the maginot line in france, brought back the kaiser, conducted the greatest naval invasion |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | the world had ever seen and its all gone to waste because your birdbrained ass |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | couldnt defeat some slavic imbeciles |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | who barely had a gun between them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | i dont have troops to fight italy |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont worry, lukes miltary genius will save us |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | once you are done with lithuania i want |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | every polish man, woman and child to fight in the defense of germany |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | i want to die |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | my dissapointment is immeasurable |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and my military ambitions ruined thanks to your incompetency |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and your great idea to not attack the enemy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | give me the suicide pills |
