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lithuania invades polsand
a vivid recreation of the moments following the failed polish invasion of lithuania

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00:00 - 00:03we have broken through france
00:04 - 00:05and the invasion of england
00:05 - 00:07is well under way
00:08 - 00:12we just need to secure lithuania
00:12 - 00:15so we dont get invaded from behind
00:17 - 00:19no worry
00:19 - 00:21george has it covered
00:24 - 00:26mein fuhrer,
00:27 - 00:28george is
00:31 - 00:33losing to lithuania and they are pushing into germany
00:34 - 00:36george is being a complete retard
00:53 - 00:58everyone who had a part in this catastrophe,stay in this room
01:13 - 01:15you fucking retard
01:15 - 01:17i can not fight a war on two fronts
01:18 - 01:23this was your fucking responsiblity
01:25 - 01:28you said that this was going to be easy
01:29 - 01:31and it is easy
01:31 - 01:34your just a braindead mongoloid
01:34 - 01:37i could send one german over there
01:37 - 01:40and crush lithuania like an ant
01:40 - 01:42luke, im not sure whats happening
01:42 - 01:46your fucking comatose is whats happening
01:46 - 01:48luke,its memel i cant take the city
01:48 - 01:52my crippled cousin could take memel
01:53 - 01:54its a catastophe
01:56 - 01:57now i have to retreat into scotland
01:57 - 02:00and give up france to the italians
02:00 - 02:03and the god damn Lithuanians are in my country
02:04 - 02:08all my hard work gone down the fucking drain
02:08 - 02:13because you couldn't draw a frontline
02:14 - 02:16along the fucking border
02:17 - 02:21and you cant even kill the divisions that have not eaten food in 2 years
02:27 - 02:29i sent one division to lithuania
02:30 - 02:34and it killed more lithuanians than you did in 2 years
02:34 - 02:36i have never seen such brain deficiency
02:41 - 02:42i blitzed through
02:43 - 02:47the maginot line in france, brought back the kaiser, conducted the greatest naval invasion
02:48 - 02:53the world had ever seen and its all gone to waste because your birdbrained ass
02:54 - 02:56couldnt defeat some slavic imbeciles
02:56 - 02:59who barely had a gun between them
03:00 - 03:02i dont have troops to fight italy
03:04 - 03:07dont worry, lukes miltary genius will save us
03:14 - 03:16once you are done with lithuania i want
03:19 - 03:23every polish man, woman and child to fight in the defense of germany
03:25 - 03:26i want to die
03:31 - 03:33my dissapointment is immeasurable
03:40 - 03:46and my military ambitions ruined thanks to your incompetency
03:46 - 03:49and your great idea to not attack the enemy
03:53 - 03:56give me the suicide pills