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Hitler hears about Hearthstone Tavern Pass
Hitler reacts to news of Hearthstone's new rewards system and Tavern Pass.

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00:00 - 00:03Hearthstone has finally released their new Tavern Pass
00:04 - 00:05It adds weekly quests
00:05 - 00:07and achievements to the game
00:08 - 00:12There are also non-gold rewards,
00:12 - 00:15such as packs and Tavern tickets
00:17 - 00:19This sounds wonderful,
00:19 - 00:21the game is finally more affordable then
00:24 - 00:26Well,
00:27 - 00:28the rewards
00:31 - 00:33You will get less gold than before.
00:34 - 00:36And there are also more cards to buy.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who is free-to-play, please leave now.
01:13 - 01:15You have got to be kidding me!
01:15 - 01:17This is a bad joke!
01:18 - 01:23This was the one chance they had to get new players!
01:25 - 01:28How can anyone afford to play the game now?
01:29 - 01:31It just gets more expensive!
01:31 - 01:34I already pawned my guitar for the pre-order!
01:34 - 01:37Now there is no way I can afford to buy it back
01:37 - 01:40as my next paycheck will go to buy cards too!
01:40 - 01:42There is no daily gold limit anymore
01:42 - 01:46Do you think I can grind the game all the time?
01:46 - 01:48For a mere 9 hours a day, you can
01:48 - 01:529 hours a day, are you crazy?
01:53 - 01:54That's a job, not a game!
01:56 - 01:57I want to be able to log in,
01:57 - 02:00complete my daily quest, win some games,
02:00 - 02:03and buy my daily pack!
02:04 - 02:08How can I even afford an Arena run now?
02:08 - 02:13Heroic Duels are out too and I cannot buy a single run
02:14 - 02:16A whole new experience out of my reach
02:17 - 02:21I can't believe I've spent hundreds of dollars on this game!
02:27 - 02:29If only the cards were real
02:30 - 02:34I could at least sell them and get some of my money back
02:34 - 02:36But these digital card games
02:41 - 02:42I don't even own anything
02:43 - 02:47Not a single one of those cards are really mine!
02:48 - 02:53I thought it was going to be cheaper than Magic
02:54 - 02:56And that should not even be hard
02:56 - 02:59But it has all been one long con
03:00 - 03:02They drag you in and keep raising the price!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Dungeon Runs are still free
03:14 - 03:16I should have realized it sooner
03:19 - 03:23I could have bought ten new AAA games every year
03:25 - 03:26like Cyberpunk
03:31 - 03:33But here we are
03:40 - 03:46There is nothing left to do except play Battlegrounds
03:46 - 03:49That at least is free
03:53 - 03:56Even though it's not a card game