Hitler hears about Hearthstone Tavern Pass
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Hitler reacts to news of Hearthstone's new rewards system and Tavern Pass.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hearthstone has finally released their new Tavern Pass |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It adds weekly quests |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and achievements to the game |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There are also non-gold rewards, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | such as packs and Tavern tickets |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This sounds wonderful, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the game is finally more affordable then |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the rewards |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You will get less gold than before. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And there are also more cards to buy. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is free-to-play, please leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You have got to be kidding me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is a bad joke! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This was the one chance they had to get new players! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How can anyone afford to play the game now? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It just gets more expensive! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I already pawned my guitar for the pre-order! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now there is no way I can afford to buy it back |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | as my next paycheck will go to buy cards too! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There is no daily gold limit anymore |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do you think I can grind the game all the time? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | For a mere 9 hours a day, you can |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | 9 hours a day, are you crazy? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That's a job, not a game! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I want to be able to log in, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | complete my daily quest, win some games, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and buy my daily pack! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How can I even afford an Arena run now? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Heroic Duels are out too and I cannot buy a single run |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A whole new experience out of my reach |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can't believe I've spent hundreds of dollars on this game! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If only the cards were real |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I could at least sell them and get some of my money back |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But these digital card games |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't even own anything |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Not a single one of those cards are really mine! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I thought it was going to be cheaper than Magic |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And that should not even be hard |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But it has all been one long con |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They drag you in and keep raising the price! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Dungeon Runs are still free |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have realized it sooner |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could have bought ten new AAA games every year |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | like Cyberpunk |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But here we are |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There is nothing left to do except play Battlegrounds |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That at least is free |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Even though it's not a card game |
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