| 00:00 - 00:05 | OK look ive worked at imos for years |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and every day there are tons of pies up that i have to make |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | and if i mess up a pizza the boss tells me |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | "you messed up alot of pizzas today" and expect a reaction |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And i just do this |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | really? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Like really? |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | i messed up one pie out of 200 |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | really |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | some of these fuckers cant tell their ass from a hole in the ground |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and if they mess somthing up there used it and theyre not surprised |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | but if i do it the old fucks have heart attacks |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | and they tell me |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | that i fucking suck |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | like your 40 years old |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | working at a pizza place |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | really? |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | like im 19 |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and i have the same job as you |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | YOU HAVE KIDS AND A MORTGAGE HOW TO YOU FEEL YOU OLD FART |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | im not even kidding |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | if you would have told me in school |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | ok look, when you graduate you are gonna get a job at imos |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | and the bosses will yell at you for only doing good 99% of the time |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | you know what i would have said? |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | honestly im not surprised |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | not surprised |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | i mean you try to make 100 tickets by 2:00 |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | and not mess up a single one |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Really? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | there are times |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | there are |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | There are time that they forget the pie |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | so it burns while they are in the bathroom for the 8th time |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | and the pie comes out burnt to shit and they tell me that i didnt push it in enough |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | so it burns? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | so it burns |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | the bitch goes to the bathroom 10 times a day |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | and then comes back and acts like im doing nothing |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I work with some really stupid people |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Who is the worst person at imos? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Theres a guy that sucks so much that we bully him in the hopes that he will quit |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He probably messes up 10 pizzas a day and the good ones look like shit |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | He fucks up so many times and he cant even eat the fuck ups |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | beacuse he has no teeth |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | that place sucks so much never get a job there |
