| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we were asked to do the SCCM pipeline |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We were asked to do it fast like |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Get it out as quick as poss |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So Joe made a squad, and did planning poker |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | and Joe said it would take two months |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | two months |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | two! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Dylan would do it in one hour |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Two months! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | ..and then it doesn't work,because the git repo has the wrong merge |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They had version 1.7.2.3 |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and they should have merged 1.7.2.4! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Can you believe it... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Can you believe it.... |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Wrong version on production, |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and they didn't notice |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Only processed |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | three events! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | There were over 10 thousand |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | they lost 9,997...... every second!! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | They thought, they thought |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | no one would notice! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But they did, man |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Flo noticed, it was irregular |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | she just did a count |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | she counted to three |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | not 10,000 |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | she said it's sh*t |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Do it again, it's not right - start it again |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | start again!!! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | another two months |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | another two months of work |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They already spent that time |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and only got three events |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | what happens this time? What will they get? Any more, maybe six? |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | If they are lucky |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | If they are very lucky |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | You know what else is funny |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | It's funny but |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | it also makes me cry |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Go one then, what else did they do |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | You know that guy Doug, he seemed quite good, he could do stuff |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He'd been there a while, owned some things |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | We'll the thing about Doug |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | They let him go |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | To Hodge Bank |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | They just train up people for Hodge Bank |
